Lynnish Hardmode

Lynnish Hardmode is a Mechagon mechagnome in charge of the Mechafun Arcade and the Darkmoon Arcade Console in the Darkmoon Faire on the Darkmoon Island.

Quotes

 * Gossip
 * Well, hello there! I've taken some of the greatest games invented in our time and mashed them together in this wonderful arcade console!
 * Give it a try! I don't charge much.


 * Havin' fun? Keep doin' what you're doin'!
 * It's good to keep your mind sharp by solving puzzles and learning new things!
 * Failing machines can be a real drag! Wires crossed, fuses burned, gears grinding...
 * Know what I always say? Just die already!


 * Ever hear of a dastardly denial of service attack?
 * I like to picture it like a giant watermelon cloggin' up the auction house lines so nobody else can get by.


 * Yeah, I'm over 80 years young. What's it to ya?
 * Win any cute prizes lately? I love cute things... I collect them!
 * Know what would be a cool idea? A three person flying machine! Or maybe... maybe one that could carry your entire raid?! Or three flying machines to carry one person!