User:Bigbucks78214



"Don't Blink...You'll miss it."

"Miss wha-oh."

Hey, I'm  Associate Professor Bigbucks,(lv. 90), goblin rogue of Winterhoof, wielder of one Warglaive of Azzinoth (only the main hander dropped, asked some lvl 85 guildies to run a few people through it, I was lvl 70 at the time)I also have a (lv. 85)Death knight goblin named Biggerbucks Jenkins, on the same server. I've done some pvp, got the level 60 and 70 pvp sets for my two mains, and even got a Black War Kodo, a Wooly Mammoth, and a Frostwolf Howler. My first title was , on Biggerbucks. I recently got Netherwing to exalted and sport all the Netherwing drakes except veridian. I also have a Albino Drake, which due to the Horde factional mount count being brought up to 44, it makes this achievement SO easy to get. All you need is artisan so as to get all the wyverns and hit exalted with all the factions of the Horde. I actually have 2 accounts: my main account, with all the high levels, and my trial, where I have like a dozen lvl 20s on it. Even got on my goblin hunter the Ambassador title! I'm a big fan of Varok Saurfang, and I think Garrosh is a great warchief (pre-corruption/madness). He sure did participate more and the quests are way better. Thrall is awesome, but he did not participate in questlines nearly enough. He just stood in a corner of orgrimmar in grommash hold, and even post-cata, just some quests on Lost Isles and one quest at the Malestrom. Now, garrosh stands in the most populated area in orgrimmar, and appears in many questlines, teleporting with a huge squad of kor'kron, or with an air fleet with a bunch of zeppelins, planes, and boats (below) And Trade Prince Gallywix? Average goblin. I had the idea to put a tole booth on the Dark Portal before he did! Just kidding, but every goblin would. We are a greedy, rich, selfish people, and pretty much build everything. Orgrimmar? Goblins. New Orgrimmar? Also goblins. Bilgewater Harbor (one of my favorite places, despite how small it is)? It was literally built in a day. That's called the magic of a Town-In-A-Box. Copyrighted by the Bilgewater Cartel. If it doesn't work, no refunds and further payments are required due to damages you caused, payments consist of 2,000,000 gold and all items in the guild bank.The Bilgewater Cartel is not responsible for any injuries or deaths sustained whilst using the town- in- a- box, but should be directed towards Deathwing, who destroyed Kezan and most of the materials used in the original. Dictated but not read.

After reading the story of Mida Silvertongue, aka, Boss Mida, as she is known in game, I realized something about Gallywix (aka, Maldy). After Blizzard saw how he was portrayed in the story, an extremely greedy and warped goblin (he viewed the poor as the real "monsters"), they decided to give him a different background, giving him a rags to riches story, and making it so that a Trade Prince does not inherit the position, but you have to be the richest on Kezan to obtain it, for then you are next in line, or just rising to the top in general. By giving Gallywix an extremely poor background, they probably meant to make people like him more, by making people realize that all goblins are like that. It is, as then Trade Prince Maldy put it in the leader story, 'just business'. (then Gallywix says "don't say just; it sounds like an apology") They changed his background from rich to richer from rag (he probably had only the one pair of clothes) to richest, and proved his genius by taking over tons of business on only his tenth birthday (considering this was during the Second War, Gallywix is now somewhere in his 40s, considering how much time approximately passed between the Second War and Cataclysm).

The last patch is so awesome i cant even comprehend. The end of deathwing. When they killed arthas, they said that they felt like there was alot of closure. Imagine the closure they will feel with deathwing! A character that has existed almost as far back as lore goes, the only thing before him was the Old Gods and the Titans. After the defeat of the old gods, i think he was really the first sign of evil and became the super villain to end all super villains. He did way more with his mere return to the world than any other super villain in anything has done in their entre career! I mean, bringing about the near destruction of the world, and it is barely held together by the strands? That is one badass super evil villain if there ever was one. Arthas was being essentially brainwashed, and his last moments he showed his true colors. Deathwing will curse our souls and azeroth to N'Zoth, despite the fact that the Hour of Twilight has him impaled on Wyrmrest Temple when the end does come. Strange that he shows loyalty to them, right?

What's up with the Bilgewater Cartel having almost no settlements? I cant wait for Kezan to become a full on zone. It better become the Goblin capital,cause Bilgewater Harbor is to smalll to really count, but i do love spending time there. If i were Blizzard Entertainment, I would have added a few Bilgewater (neutral, of course) settlements in places like Northrend, to make it seem like they were always there, in an earlier patch before Cataclysm came out, to create an illusion of their existence always being there, not just popping up out of nowhere in Cataclysm. I hope we retake Kezan like with Zalazane's Fall, where it comes out, and after the next patch permanent changes are made, giving kezan back as capital city, but mobs would be atleast like 12, considering when we get out, and a boat route (goblin boat, like the one in Bladefist Bay connects Kezan and Bilgewater Harbor in Azshara.

But the thing that really pisses me off is that the Steamwheedle Cartel awards NOTHING from a quartermaster. None. Zip. nada. BUBCIS! All that time grinding reputation and what do you get? Small amounts of gold (cause all the steamwheedle quests are before lv. 70, when more gold is given out than before). No good rewards. Blizzard should really add a Steamwheedle quartermaster with their own tabard. I'm sure that everyone who knows about Cairne Bloodhoof and his associated lore have taken note that they never showed him with the runespear in game. They even updated his model for patch 4.0.1, but did not give him the runespear! What is up with that? And now that Baine has been given his own unique weapon in lore, and have now updated his his model WITHOUT it, it seems they are going to make the exact same mistake. They better update his model with the uniquely modeled mace Fearbreaker, or else Blizzard is going to have a Horde (lols) of angry players on their hands.

When I think of WOW, and need to describe it in one word, this is how you answer it: THRALL. He embodies everything that wow is, all its strength, all its happiness, all its sorrow, and is no doubt the most powerful shaman and possibly character in wow. In the battle against Deathwing, I imagine that he would ride on the back of Alexstrasza, and players would ride on drakes, kinda like with the fight with Malygos. However, now that it has been released on the PTR (which I am not part of, btw), I think it may be even more awesome than I ever thought.

I have read quite a few of the books, but there are still a lot of them left.

Want to know what really pisses me off? The thing with the Old Gods and the Titans. The Titans are these super ultra powerful beings that are undefeatable, and when they went up against the Old Gods, they found them to be to strong and to evil to be able to destroy, so they imprisoned all the Old Gods. Then, when they were released back into Azeroth, a bunch of mortal adventurers come in and completely killed them for good, without any help from any super powerful beings, not even an army (with C'thun, the Might of Kalimdor never made it as far as the Temple), so the adventurers were alone against an all powerful and malevolent being, and emerged victorious. Yet, an ARMY of ALL POWERFUL BENEVOLENT BEINGS were unable to defeat them for good, so they had to imprison the Old Gods instead. So how did mortals of average power in small numbers defeat the old gods, when the titans had a whole army on there side? Lore can be really annoying at times.

Everyone knows the story of Theldurin the Lost and how he and his drinking buds can't decide on what story is right, right? Of course you do. Well, here's what really happened: It was not Theldurin, nor that old orc, but Varok Saurfang ,who saw Deathwing coming,grabbed the Blood Elf dude by mistake, hopped into his motorcycle and flew off to punch Deathwing in the face. But, that pesky gnome decided to help, and used his machine, which broke off the edge of Varok's toenail, which split into two pieces, forming Theldurin and Martek, who both only remembered half the story. The explosion caused by Varok's pure awesomeness made the Scar of the Worldbreaker and caused the gnome to be permanently smashed (drunk), and only able to vaguely remember the incedent. Varok waved off the incedent saying it was nothing and claiming Deathwing created the scar, because above all else, Saurfang is humble. That is what really happened.

I did the Rhea quest line in the badlands on my goblin rogue so as to see this questline for myself. Let's just say that when i go to defeat Deathwing myself, i will say "For Rhea" to my party and use Rhea's Last Egg against Deathwing. Rhea will get her revenge on Deathwing for what he did. FOR RHEA!