User:Stegacurse/Minions (Silvermoon US)

Minions is a primarily a social adult guild with a core group that raids 10man content. The guild focuses on leveling, heroics, raiding 10man content, and making bad puns. In addition some members PVP together and there are regular guild contests.

History
Founded in October of 2005, Minions is actually a renamed guild that started just after the server launched. The original guild was named the company where the members worked (IronPort), so membership to the guild was thus closed to only employees of that company. It was renamed Minions to allow friends and the occasional random stranger to join.

Weekly raid schedule
Blue Man Group (Progression)
 * Wednesday, 8:00-10:00 PM Server
 * Thursday, 8:00-10:00 PM Server

Green Hornet Group (Achievements)
 * Sunday 7:00 PM Server (this varies)

Red Rover Group (Second 10man Group for alts and gear)
 * Monday 6:00-9:00 PM Server

Guild rules

 * There are only a few major rules in the guild: no racist/sexist/derogatory chatter in /guild and incessant whining/asking members to run you through the stockades 20 times in considered impolite.
 * Items in the Gbank are for member use not for selling in the Auction Houses. Officers will occasionally sell of unused items that are collecting dust, but gold proceeds of the sale(s) are then deposited into the Gbank.

Guild Ranks
Guild Ranks are as follows:
 * Sun: Officer
 * Star: Alt of an Officer
 * Moon: Regular Member with an authenticator attached to their account
 * Sky: Regular Member without an authenticator
 * Earth: New Recruit and members on hiatus for more than 6 months.

(Members are removed from the guild after three years of inactivity.)

Officers

 * Bigboss
 * Extinction
 * Gater
 * Playpal
 * Randomly

Other guild items of note

 * Tabard
 * Full Guild bank
 * Liberal daily repair allowances from the Guild bank
 * Vent server
 * Out-of-game email mailing list
 * Website: http://minions.purg.net
 * Minions Armory data
 * Minions Warcraftrealms data