Confession (priest ability)

Confession is a priest ability, available at level 25 by the glyph Glyph of Confession.

List of confessions

 * "For a long time, I thought the plural of anecdote WAS data."
 * "I always forget to gem my gear."
 * "I always wanted to be a paladin."
 * "I ask for the Light to give me strength, but I'm not sure it really does."
 * "I asked a friend for gold to buy my first mount."
 * "I dabble in archaeology, but I'm just not that interested in history."
 * "I died to an elevator once. Maybe more than once."
 * "I don't know if Milhouse is a good guy or not."
 * "I don't really have a clue who the Sin'dorei are."
 * "I don't really remember you in the mountains."
 * "I don't treat all of my mounts equally."
 * "I fell off of Dalaran."
 * "I find all these names with so many apostrophes so confusing."
 * "I forgot the Sunwell."
 * "I go into dungeons not to make Azeroth a better place, but just for loot."
 * "I have "borrowed" things from my guild bank."
 * "I have stood in the fire."
 * "I haven't been in a barber shop in months. Goblins with scissors. Shudder."
 * "I know he's a jerk, but there's something about Garrosh..."
 * "I light things on fire and yell BY FIRE BE PURGED when nobody is looking."
 * "I never use the lightwell."
 * "I once punched a gnome. No reason. I was just having a bad day."
 * "I once took a bow that a hunter wanted."
 * "I outbid a friend on an auction for something I didn't really want."
 * "I really wasn't prepared. Who knew?"
 * "I said I had been in the dungeon before, but i had no idea what I was doing. It was embarassing."
 * "I saw a mage cast a spell once and my jaw really did drop at the damage."
 * "I sometimes forget if Northrend is north or south of here."
 * "I sometimes use my mount to travel really short distances. I mean REALLY short."
 * "I sometimes wonder if tauren taste like... you know."
 * "I spent six months chasing the Time-Lost Proto-Drake."
 * "I thought pandaren were a type of furbolg."
 * "I told my raid leader that I was ready, but I wasn't really ready."
 * "I wasn't really at the opening of Ahn'Qiraj, I just read about it. "
 * "I went into Alterac Valley and didn't help my team at all."
 * "Oh, I took the candle."
 * "Sometimes I ask for a warlock to summon me when I'm really not that far away."
 * "Sometimes when I'm questing, I want to be alone, so I pretend I can't hear my friends."
 * "This is just a setback."
 * "Troll toes sort of creep me out."

Added in 5.4

 * "I inspect others to see if they are inspecting me."
 * "I'm going to totally ninja that hunter's loot."
 * "I don't use the strongest battle pets. Just the cutest ones."
 * "I still carry around Argent Crusade Scorugestones  [sic]. You never know when they'll be useful again."
 * "I care more about transmogrification gear than upgrade gear."
 * "When my allies get mind controlled, I try really hard to kill them."
 * "I always sell all of my old gear to the same vendor. Dude's rich or something."
 * "I get heart of the wild and the other heart of the wild confused."
 * "When pandaren tell me to slooow doooown, I just want to punch them."
 * "I always ask someone else how to reforge my gear."
 * "I haven't visited Sunsong Ranch in months. I can just imagine weeds and virmen everywhere."
 * "I can't decide between Horde and Alliance. Horde has goblin mages with quad-pigtails but Alliance has dwarf priests with twirly braids."
 * "I think one time I tried to kill Lei Shi instead of Lei Shen."
 * "I feel bad for my ground mounts. I hardly ever use them anymore."


 * "After so much talk about Garrison, I thought it was a person."
 * "I knew he played a priest..."
 * "I have no idea how to pronounce ."