Wowpedia:BlizzCon Contest 2009/entries

18:34, 3 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by 
 * There once was an orc in Storm Peaks
 * He caused many elves warm leaks
 * One day a gnome
 * Read from his tome
 * Now the orc moos when he speak

Sirmurloc (talk) 21:19, 3 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Sirmurloc (talk)
 * I would like to be a gnome
 * on my elicopter I would roam
 * inventing some mechanical stuff
 * I'd teleport to Thunder Bluff...
 * guessing how to come back home!

Goolash14 (talk) 22:47, 3 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Goolash14 (talk)
 * There once was an Orc boy named Thrall,
 * And as a child he never did crawl.
 * All ended up fine,
 * He just had a weird spine.
 * But still became war chief, after all.

Aidan Godhammer (talk) 23:41, 3 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Aidan Godhammer (talk)
 * There once was an elf from Stormwind
 * Who was trying to find some of his kin.
 * With the help from a mage
 * And a little bit of blade
 * And everyone looked like him.

Monkey356 (talk) 02:32, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Monkey356 (talk)
 * Stormwind once had a king
 * That made everybody sing
 * But now music is dead
 * And the king has no head
 * Now the prince is wearing his bling

Zeruel104 (talk) 07:22, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Zeruel104 (talk)
 * Oh my god, What the f***?!
 * You lamers Nerfed all my stuff!
 * Now I can't hit
 * Won't mention my crit
 * Now I'm just S*** out of luck!

[[Image:Maui_sig.png]] 10:51, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by 
 * Enraging /2 is my goal;
 * But I promise it's not personal.
 * I scream and I shout
 * And you foam at the mouth:
 * But dude, I'm an L80 troll.

Kelthador (talk) 13:37, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Kelthador (talk)
 * There once was a man of the Horde
 * Who aspired to be a great lord
 * He travelled to Rage
 * Got killed by a Mage
 * So Thrall smacked his face with an oar

Spider789 (talk) 13:37, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Spider789 (talk)
 * There once a tauren from Dalaran
 * Who shook the ground as he ran
 * But he tripped on a Gnome
 * Slammed into a tome
 * now he just walks when he can

LoganZezima (talk) 13:59, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by LoganZezima (talk)
 * There once upon a time an Elf,
 * Who only cared about himself.
 * This Elf, himself was very vain,
 * Who thought himself fit to reign.
 * But off a cliff, he one day fell.

LoganZezima (talk) 14:08, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by LoganZezima (talk)
 * Look! Look! Over there!
 * There's a Tauren with no hair!
 * Let's ask him why,
 * I bet he'll cry!
 * Now isn't that just very rare!

LoganZezima (talk) 14:14, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by LoganZezima (talk)
 * I'm going to beat you with my staff,
 * So I don't have to take your crap!
 * You're very rude,
 * And somewhat crude.
 * Now be prepared to feel my wrath!

Zeruel104 (talk) 15:07, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Zeruel104 (talk)
 * Now Blizz released a new patch,
 * That turned all my gear into trash
 * For the new mount I'm stoked
 * It's just too bad I'm broke
 * So now I just farm Deadwind Pass...

LoganZezima (talk) 15:39, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by LoganZezima (talk)
 * While sadly walking down the road,
 * I looked across and saw a toad!
 * I hoped to see it wear a crown,
 * Then my frown turned upside down,
 * When it hopped along and said hello!

Goolash14 (talk) 15:46, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Goolash14 (talk)
 * There was a mage student named Pixen
 * Who tried Polymorphing a chicken
 * Upon being goaded,
 * The new sheep exploded
 * Now Pixen warns others 'bout clickin'.

LoganZezima (talk) 17:23, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by LoganZezima (talk)
 * The other day I saw a spider,
 * And by no means was it a fighter!
 * It kicked its legs, and snapped its teeth,
 * But none of that even bothered me!
 * If fighting is its dayjob, then it should just retire.

Illidan Limerick
Italic textA limerick by Woohooed (Ed Samson)
 * I heard of a demon named Illidan Stormrage
 * A raid tried to kill him, but they got locked in a cage
 * Druids used AoE
 * The tank had to pee
 * And who ported out? It was the mage!

LoganZezima (talk) 18:24, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by LoganZezima (talk)
 * In the tavern I saw a Gnome,
 * Whose name I knew I should have known.
 * He had a staff as big as I,
 * Don't mess with him or make him cry,
 * Because he won't let you call home!

LoganZezima (talk) 18:36, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by LoganZezima (talk)
 * The other day I saw a Tauren,
 * He had an accent, so he was foreign.
 * His horns were long,
 * But theres something wrong.
 * It turns out that he only had one!

Omacron (talk) 18:59, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Omacron (talk) 18:59, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
 * There once was a man named Baggins
 * Who was subject to much of our naggin'
 * Of hobbits and pixies and a man eating tree
 * Contained in a grimoire known as "appendix three"
 * But we finally convinced it to go packin'.

Omacron (talk) 19:02, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Omacron (talk)
 * He tried to make us scared
 * By shouting "you are not prepared"
 * But the encounter was a bore
 * And it went against the lore
 * And no piece of his loot was spared.

LoganZezima (talk) 19:11, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by LoganZezima (talk)
 * They laugh at me when I go by,
 * But I smile wide and look at the sky.
 * They say I'm a dork,
 * For being an Orc.
 * Still, I pass silently by.

Omacron (talk) 19:18, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Omacron (talk) with help from Lon-ami
 * Insane, they said, he went
 * Due to a personality derailment
 * Tempest Keep we did attack
 * To him, "merely a setback!"
 * And to Magister's Terrace we were sent.

Omacron (talk) 19:30, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Omacron (talk)
 * To assault the base of Zzeraku's captor
 * The mighty mage summoned an army of raptors!
 * So our heroes made their way through
 * Thanks to the help of their Mary Sue
 * As you can see, Knaak is quite the literateur.

Omacron (talk) 19:39, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Omacron (talk)
 * A strawman once said
 * "I wish all elves were dead!"
 * He went by the name of Garithos
 * Not as skilled with the blade as Jubei'Thos
 * But Varimathras came for his head.

Ocarina 21 (talk) 19:39, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Ocarina 21 (talk)
 * There once was a Death Knight named Arthas
 * That could be considered quite heartless
 * He sits on the throne
 * With the scourge he does pwn
 * Though their strategies tend to be artless

Omacron (talk) 19:45, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Omacron (talk)
 * Blizzard does things to make us lore nerds very sad.
 * Like, how the Eredar weren't always bad?
 * Gilneas isn't even on their map
 * Jarod Shadowsong is one big lore-gap
 * As you can see, we have reason to be mad.

Omacron (talk) 19:48, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Omacron (talk) with help from Lon-ami
 * Argent Tournament, such a location
 * For the Lich King, no doubt a provocation
 * You'd think they would acknowledge the peril
 * Of being in the shadow of the King's Citadel
 * Yet none of this gets even a mention?

Ocarina 21 (talk) 19:50, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Ocarina 21 (talk)
 * Oh Stormwind's King Varian Wrynn
 * Must deal with issues within
 * On top of it all
 * The battle with Thrall
 * It's enough for to make your head spin

Mckaysalisbury (talk) 19:50, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Mckaysalisbury (talk)
 * To go to BlizzCon in the fall
 * I'd do anything at all:
 * I'd brave all the fans,
 * And TSA's "plans"
 * To get a Bubble Hearth ball!

Ocarina 21 (talk) 20:00, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Ocarina 21 (talk)
 * The Thalassian prince Kael'thas Sunstrider
 * Was defeated by Shattered Sun outriders
 * He fought for the legion
 * A'burnin' and siegin'
 * But lost to the Aldor and Scryers

Omacron (talk) 20:04, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Omacron (talk)
 * To the untrained eye, Garrosh may seem
 * Like he doesn't know the meaning of "team"
 * The Alliance thinks he's a fool
 * To the players, rather, a tool
 * But he's really just a cog in Blizz's machine.

Omacron (talk) 20:10, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Omacron (talk)
 * Zul'Jin was an old troll
 * Whose respect and loot we stole
 * He lost his eye
 * His arm went bye-bye
 * And all of this was Budd Nedreck's goal.

Omacron (talk) 20:15, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Omacron (talk)
 * "Young adventurer, bring me the kidney of a boar!"
 * And so the porcine bodies pile up, more and more
 * You'd think each one would have an organ
 * You've killed enough to fill a morgen!
 * Man, questing can make you snore.

Goolash14 (talk) 20:15, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Goolash14 (talk)
 * There was once a librarian named Schnook
 * Who had wanted a very rare book
 * So I searched the world 'round
 * (Even fought a felhound)
 * But all I got was some silver, that crook!

Narlor81 (talk) 20:47, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Narlor81 (talk)
 * On the shore, for pearls I did prowl,
 * When I heard a most horrible howl.
 * I saw a small slimy creature,
 * It's teeth a frightening feature,
 * Leap right at me yelling "RWLRWLRWLRWL!"

LordMyke Limerick 1
A limerick by LordMyke
 * Deep in wilderness high,
 * the king of Dire Maul resides.
 * In an earlier day,
 * no elf would bey:
 * "Raaa! Me smash you die!"

LordMyke (talk) 22:50, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by LordMyke (talk)
 * A tale retold everlaster.
 * Ten and two orcs ride ever faster.
 * Down in Westfall,
 * Imagine the gall!
 * Those jerks have killed the Flight Master!

LordMyke (talk) 23:00, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by LordMyke (talk)
 * Far in the valley of Alterac.
 * A stealthy troll crept upon my back.
 * Gave him a scare
 * with a hunter's flare.
 * Ha! They'll never get this tower back!

LordMyke (talk) 23:17, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by LordMyke (talk)
 * Sholazar, the Basin, in solo company.
 * Farming ore for cash might as well be breathing to me.
 * WHAT!? No! Nein!
 * That node was mine!
 * You are so lucky this server's not PVP...

Gustav (talk) 03:13, 5 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Gustav (talk)
 * A druid I spied on her seat
 * Quickly she lept to her feet
 * She turned into a lion
 * And I started cryin
 * Before I was turned to minced meat

Gustav (talk) 03:13, 5 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Gustav (talk)
 * A druid I spied on her seat.
 * Quickly she lept to her feet.
 * She turned into a lion,
 * And I started cryin,
 * Before i was turned to minced meat.

Sendren
A limerick by Sendren
 * In Stormwind there lived a young Mage
 * Who wished to learn every spell on the page
 * He learned Fire Blast
 * Which is instantly cast
 * And when used on one class causes rage

Vypermajik (talk) 14:20, 5 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Vypermajik (talk)
 * There was once a young Barbarian who was a n00b,
 * Who always got picked on for being such a boob.
 * But his luck would change when he found a treasure one day.
 * And Decard Cain flew in from Tristram just to say:
 * Who exclaimed, "You have quite a treasure in that Horadric Cube!"

LoganZezima (talk) 14:46, 5 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by LoganZezima (talk)
 * I go to the door and reach for the lock.
 * I'm too small, so I look for a rock.
 * All of this pain, just to open a door,
 * Almost there, just a little bit more!
 * Too bad I can't, because I'm a Murloc!

Tequima (talk) 18:16, 5 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Tequima (talk)
 * There once was a gnome, name of Whizzban
 * Whose mek-chopper made a song as it ran
 * But he mistook his hammer
 * For his trusty old spanner
 * Now his transport's as flat as a pan!

Gustav (talk) 18:41, 5 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Gustav (talk)
 * Belfs I've come to despise.
 * With green fel magical eyes,
 * The think they're so pretty,
 * I say "no, not one bitty,"
 * For orcs are the only true prize.

Gustav (talk) 18:46, 5 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Gustav (talk)
 * A gnome chef of moderate size,
 * Suggested the Stormwind Surprise.
 * Imagine my shock,
 * When he served me murloc,
 * Complete with large bulbous eyes.

Shishire Maiga (talk) 21:12, 5 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Shishire Maiga (talk)
 * I once walked to the edge of the sea
 * And I died as I stared out in glee
 * Fatigue is a pain,
 * When the bar fully drains
 * You'll find that your spirit is free.

LordMyke (talk) 21:20, 5 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by LordMyke (talk)
 * Nagrand general "Looking for Group!"
 * "Need healer and tank!" would endlessly loop.
 * A Bloody Ring gauntlet,
 * As the ogre taunted:
 * "Me champion! Dat was poop!"

LordMyke (talk) 21:24, 5 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by LordMyke (talk)
 * I've got him. I know it. The hunt was long and hard.
 * Three mages, two locks, now that rogue's at 30 yards.
 * Over hills. Deep in snow.
 * Whatsa... where'd he go!?
 * "You have died. Release to the nearest graveyard?"

LordMyke (talk) 21:29, 5 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by LordMyke (talk)
 * Ironforge, that mountain base!
 * In Ironforge! King Magni's face,
 * Glares and Glowers,
 * Sulks and Sours.
 * O Ironforge, sweet ale's grace!

Cassavant (talk) 21:44, 5 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Cassavant (talk)
 * There once was a Rogue who was a hoot
 * Who knew how to give the boot
 * To the blackhearted Blacksail Buccaneers.
 * Thus winning Booty Bay’s bounteous cheers
 * But she really didn’t pull in that much Loot!

Limerick
A limerick by Harmmonic (talk)
 * For raiding the Resto is so in,
 * And Feral can kick butt in Basin.
 * But cats are too hairy,
 * And trees really aren't scary,
 * I think I would rather play Boomkin!

Gustav (talk) 22:42, 5 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Gustav (talk)
 * A tauren I met on this day,
 * Flirted while passing my way.
 * I did not mean to be rude,
 * But proclaimed, "IRL IM A DUDE,"
 * So swiftly he scurried away.

Acinastus (talk) 00:02, 6 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Acinastus
 * There once was an orc named Thrall
 * Who's friends never thought he would have it all
 * He then conquered half of Azeroth
 * And to his friends that pissed him off
 * He crushed their houses and built the Orgrimmar mini-mall

Acinastus (talk) 00:19, 6 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Acinastus
 * There once was a hunter named Biff
 * Who had a warlock brother named Jiff
 * They one day decided to duel
 * Jiff used fear and Biff screamed "No, you fool!"
 * And Jiff feared his brother off a cliff

Sarrah (talk) 00:34, 6 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Sarrah (talk)
 * Abandon which? I started to mull.
 * My hair I just wanted to pull.
 * The message was clear,
 * And much to my fear,
 * The words read, Your quest log is full!

Sarrah (talk) 00:38, 6 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Sarrah (talk)
 * A hand I held fast on my sword hilt,
 * Ready to mess up that Blacksilt.
 * A turn in my luck,
 * Then thick in murlocs,
 * So my blood was that which was spilt.

Sarrah (talk) 00:40, 6 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Sarrah (talk)
 * There once was a pale Night Elf named Ned
 * Who turned into a wisp when dead.
 * This state he loved much,
 * Being glowy and such,
 * No body that had to be fed.

Lil&#39;Timmeh (talk) 01:22, 6 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Lil&#39;Timmeh (talk)
 * There once was a rogue from Darnassus
 * Who needed a strong pair of glasses
 * Asked how he knew why
 * He gave this reply
 * "I keep stabbing fronts, and not asses!"

Jeffrolle (talk) 04:56, 6 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Jeffrolle (talk)
 * Why do they nerf the warlock?
 * every patch there comes a great shock
 * they promise us a buff
 * Like some power and stuff
 * then all we get is a rock

Killacrusada (talk) 05:00, 6 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Killacrusada (talk)
 * Once upon a time was a raider,
 * who was always quiet, attempting no sins.
 * Whilst the guild was assorting
 * and mathematicians consorting
 * there was a cry for " LEROYYYYYYY JENKINSSSSS!!! "

Zuelu 11:50, 6 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Zuelu
 * Finding the Cow Level is such a joy,
 * Then I realized it was all a well planned ploy,
 * Playin' Diablo is not my thing,
 * cuz on Battle.Net, high goes my ping,
 * So come on Blizzard, give us the Cow Level, don't play coy.

IrisLilium (talk) 14:23, 6 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by IrisLilium (talk)
 * I wonder where I went wrong
 * The journey may have been too long
 * I fell in defeat
 * at the Lich Kings feet
 * and now I sing the spirits song

Corrupteddusty (talk) 15:37, 6 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Corrupteddusty (talk)
 * There once was a Highlord named Taelan
 * He realized the Crusade was failin
 * He jumped to his feet
 * And ran in retreat
 * But Isillien wasn't keen on his bailin

Nast (talk) 15:41, 6 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Nast (talk)
 * Your mother has threatened to join Horde,
 * You are now AFK: Away from keyboard
 * You are no longer AFK
 * But while you were away
 * Mom'orc tea-bagged your corpse and RAWRed!

Corrupteddusty (talk) 15:46, 6 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Corrupteddusty (talk)
 * There once was a Tauren from Nantucket
 * Her udder was so long she could suck it
 * She was so full of glee
 * She fell to her knees
 * And she now drinks milk by the bucket

Corrupteddusty~

Corrupteddusty (talk) 16:01, 6 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Corrupteddusty (talk)
 * Theres a Blood Elf in Silvermoon City
 * No horde will play him; hes too pretty
 * My 12 year old brother created an account
 * He loved the Goku hair and Chicken mount
 * More 12 year olds playing horde, what a pity!

Corrupteddusty

Corrupteddusty (talk) 16:28, 6 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Corrupteddusty (talk)
 * Mephisto sat as he brew
 * This day he would soon rue
 * I knew he was rich!
 * Thanks to the moat glitch
 * I didn't have to hear My brothers have escaped you.

corrupteddusty

CPerkins92 16:38, 6 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by CPerkins92
 * There once was a Zerg from the Tuskegee
 * Who wished he could be filled with glee
 * So him and his brothers
 * Rushed from their mothers
 * Loudly screaming "KEKEKE!"

CPerkins92 16:46, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

CPerkins92 16:47, 6 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by CPerkins92
 * In Dead Mines VanCleef had stood,
 * He wore a mask but no hood.
 * “Lapdog!” he screamed,
 * As he was creamed,
 * Wishing that he had been good.

CPerkins92 16:56, 6 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by CPerkins92
 * Reigning from frigid Dragonblight
 * Kel'Thuzad shook his fist with might.
 * When asked of the Kirin Tor,
 * He said they were no more,
 * They forced him to raid late at night.

WCrispy (talk) 22:13, 6 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by WCrispy (talk)
 * One time I angered a druid.
 * I suppose I did not mean to do it.
 * When it came down to HoTs,
 * the healer forgot,
 * so my corpse lies here now leaking fluid.

WCrispy (talk) 22:16, 6 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by WCrispy (talk)
 * Mages are frozen with fire,
 * though sometimes arcane can transpire,
 * to pyro with PoM,
 * for dropping the bomb,
 * while wearing their bathrobe attire.

WCrispy (talk) 22:17, 6 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by WCrispy (talk)
 * Warlocks are never alone,
 * constructing their lifemates from bone.
 * One comes with a whip,
 * don't antagonize it,
 * or you may find yourself hearthing home.

WCrispy (talk) 22:19, 6 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by WCrispy (talk)
 * A hunter I knew filled with greed,
 * was constantly clicking on 'Need.'
 * The junk was all sold,
 * for nothing but gold.
 * He said it was all spent on meade.

WCrispy (talk) 22:23, 6 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by WCrispy (talk)
 * One time I sold some enchants.
 * The price? It was fair, just a dance.
 * When all truth be told,
 * more priceless than gold,
 * the procs all come from sharted pants.

WCrispy (talk) 22:25, 6 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by WCrispy (talk)
 * Deathknights are too commonplace,
 * all taking up most of the space,
 * that should otherwise,
 * go to girls (and guys),
 * rolling priests with which to melt your face.

Corrupteddusty (talk) 00:02, 7 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Corrupteddusty (talk)
 * Under da banner of Lordaeron
 * Dey run da greatest con
 * Undead dey slay
 * Ta keep em' at bay
 * Da Crusades crazy mon!

Trilless (talk) 00:08, 7 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Trilless (talk)
 * Plate can be made into a dress?
 * Confusion, I must confess
 * That was my state
 * Seeing Paladin Tier Eight
 * I'll wear it, but under duress

Corrupteddusty (talk) 00:09, 7 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Corrupteddusty (talk)
 * Wielding my magic wrench
 * Escaping Gnomeregan was a cinch
 * I wanna go home!
 * I'm just a little gnome!
 * But those Troggs have a powerful stench.

Trilless (talk) 00:44, 7 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Trilless (talk)
 * Dear PUG leader I must say,
 * I'm having a pretty bad day.
 * The dog just caught fire.
 * Don't call me a liar!
 * I'm sorry, I just can not stay.

IrisLilium (talk) 00:55, 7 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by IrisLilium (talk)
 * I fight all with the greatest of ease
 * At my skill level no one would sneeze
 * So I think I've the right
 * When I'm facing this wight
 * To clear my throat and mutter, "Lich, please."

CPerkins92 03:50, 7 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by CPerkins92 03:50, 7 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Three elties in Hellfire patrol,
 * Their aggro I seem to pull.
 * I start with Plauge Strike,
 * Avoid a lag spike,
 * and proceed with an über faceroll.

CPerkins92 04:00, 7 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by CPerkins92 04:00, 7 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Fifty DKP minus was the threat,
 * one that they would never forget.
 * They threw up "MORE DOTS!",
 * In all the right spots,
 * But in the the end they had to reset.

Jdc214 (talk) 06:04, 7 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Jdc214 (talk)
 * 3 Tauren were playing punt the gnomes
 * He went so far that now he just roams
 * While roaming he found an injured Murloc
 * So he tortured it slowly, because he is a warlock
 * Now he walks slowly toward his family's homes

A limerick by Arsyk (talk)
 * There once was a beast named Yogg-Saron
 * Who was somehow related to Baron
 * One day he fell
 * And rang a bell
 * Now Rivendare is related to Darren

Nighteyes019 (talk) 08:32, 7 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Nighteyes019 (talk)
 * Once Arthas called Uther a noob
 * Since then Uther dislikes soup
 * Arthas then said HI
 * Then uther became a fry
 * Now ppl think soup is good

Uhluhtc (talk) 12:36, 7 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Uhluhtc (talk)
 * There once was a young player on WoW
 * Who's toons name was wrong somehow
 * Though he did protest
 * It was only a jest
 * He now runs, Anonymous Cow

Doodle. (talk) 13:53, 7 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Doodle (Not from any US server but decided to join the fun!)
 * There once was a prince from Lordaeron,
 * Who thought Jaina was the bomb.
 * He found a new sword,
 * Which Jaina abhorred,
 * Now he's just a dateless orphan.

Darkfuj (talk) 14:31, 7 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Darkfuj (talk)
 * There once was a young paladin,
 * He was scared of onyxia's grin.
 * He was struck by some doubt,
 * So he bubble-hearth'd out;
 * No more guild or phat lewts for him!

Darkfuj (talk) 14:32, 7 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Darkfuj (talk)
 * There once was a young paladin,
 * He was scared of onyxia's grin.
 * He was struck by some doubt,
 * So he bubble-hearth'd out;
 * No more guild or phat lewts for him!

Rivethart (talk) 18:43, 7 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Rivethart (talk)
 * There once was an Orc named Thrall.
 * Who was trapped by thick human walls.
 * But through the Caverns of Time
 * Came those with a spine
 * And they freed him once and for all.

FailedLx (talk) 19:00, 7 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by FailedLx
 * There once lived a Night Elf named Nill
 * Who had a dearly beloved, so ill
 * So he rode to Dalaran
 * To find a Mage Man
 * Who could give him an all curing pill

Crimnor (talk) 21:29, 7 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Crimnor (talk)
 * There once was a human from Ireland
 * Who seemingly did not understand
 * He made a limerick
 * Now he's going to be sick
 * 'cause to me these tickets are contraband

Trilless (talk) 22:45, 7 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Trilless (talk)
 * Dear Fellow Members of Trade
 * I hope you can come to my aid
 * Rouges with lockboxes
 * Thar, Wut, and Pl0xes
 * If I stay, my mind will degrade.

Tales23 (talk) 22:58, 7 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Tales
 * There once was a elf from Nantucket
 * Who traveled all the way to Ratchet
 * As he looked at the land,
 * and stared at the sea
 * he asked where the hell is this Ratchet.

Trilless (talk) 23:24, 7 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Trilless (talk)
 * The hunter is seeking a pet
 * Wondering What kind to get
 * A raptor or bat
 * A wolf or a cat
 * Together a powerful duet!

WCrispy (talk) 00:46, 8 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by WCrispy (talk)
 * Proficiently using a spanner
 * in all but the easiest manner
 * could be construed heaven,
 * to most men and women,
 * who work under Gnomeregan's banner.

A Rogue's Lament
A limerick by Dmaje (talk)
 * A mage was here fishing today,
 * Oblivious that she was my prey.
 * I planned her demise
 * Then my feet were in ice
 * And her Dragon's Breath blew me away.

Not Much Choice After All
A limerick by Dmaje (talk)
 * The guild leader called for a raid
 * Or, in real life I could get laid
 * The choice was sublime
 * Should I spend my time
 * With a fat ugly dwarf or a maid?

DerangedHermit (talk) 03:51, 8 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by DerangedHermit (talk)
 * Heigan is lord of the dance.
 * He does it without wearing pants.
 * With DDR skills.
 * He racks up the kills.
 * So nobody stands a chance.

DerangedHermit (talk) 03:52, 8 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by DerangedHermit (talk)
 * There once was a knight named Fordring.
 * Whose armor was covered with gold bling.
 * He'll come to your aid.
 * With a linen band-aid.
 * Seeking revenge on the Lich King.

DerangedHermit (talk) 03:53, 8 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by DerangedHermit (talk)
 * Arthas is known as the Lich King.
 * His armies are undead and rotting.
 * With Frostmourne in hand.
 * He takes over the land.
 * Too bad the Death Knights are leaving.

DerangedHermit (talk) 03:54, 8 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by DerangedHermit (talk)
 * Patchwerk has really bad gas.
 * It constantly leaks from his ass.
 * He's ready to play.
 * With noobs all day.
 * But crushes them under his mass.

DerangedHermit (talk) 04:27, 8 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by DerangedHermit (talk)
 * A Druid once hid as a Murloc.
 * Though it doesn't make you Sherlock.
 * To see through his guise.
 * Is no big surprise.
 * With the brain of a fish why would they gawk?

Noxbear (talk) 04:29, 8 June 2009 (UTC)LimerickNoxbear (talk) 04:29, 8 June 2009 (UTC) King
A limerick by Noxbear (talk)
 * Upon a cold land the young prince sin
 * Seeking revenge for the death of men
 * The Dark death he hailed
 * But his will could not prevail
 * And now a deadly Lick King may win

Taunthavoc (talk) 06:53, 8 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Taunthavoc (talk)
 * A warrior had some rage
 * From begin ganked all day
 * He set out for a fight
 * But only in spite
 * To end up lost in a maze.

Kranitoko (talk) 14:10, 8 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Kranitoko (talk) 14:10, 8 June 2009 (UTC)
 * A Dwarf had sat up and drank
 * He then walked over to the bank
 * He asked for his money
 * But felt very funny
 * 'Cause he realised he'd spent it on a... Blank!

Trilless (talk) 17:46, 8 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Trilless (talk)
 * Old Barlo sent me to fishin'
 * Baby Crocolisk was my mission.
 * With some luck
 * I'll get Chuck.
 * Of that, I am a wishin'

Discordian09 (talk) 18:04, 8 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Discordian09 (talk)
 * O! I loathe you, General Vezax
 * I'm trying to kick your quick casts
 * Eight times I've wiped this raid
 * With my latency, the guild has paid
 * One more mis-kick, I'm sent back to Naxx

Uhluhtc (talk) 18:51, 8 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Uhluhtc (talk)
 * An Alliance pally named Joan
 * Thought The Crossroads she totally owned
 * Scores of incoming flights
 * Then a long painful night
 * Proved she was totally pwned.

Uhluhtc (talk) 18:52, 8 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Uhluhtc (talk)
 * Attack Power and crit strike they stress
 * Are the keys to a players success
 * In Ulduar I found
 * Face flat on the ground
 * No hit points means no d.p.s

Uhluhtc (talk) 18:54, 8 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Uhluhtc (talk)
 * Dear Blizz if you could please review
 * My needs for they number quite few
 * Some spurs for my mount
 * A small vendor discount
 * Martin's Thunder and robes that are blue

Uhluhtc (talk) 18:55, 8 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Uhluhtc (talk)
 * After 80 levels I fear
 * The end maybe drawing near
 * The reflection I cast;
 * Not the same as the past
 * A squat gnome now looks back from the mirror

Where Are You Going?
A limerick by Dmaje (talk)
 * A hunter who thought she could tank
 * Just would not stay back with the flank
 * Two steps past the door
 * Her face hit the floor
 * No wonder the healer's a crank

Chy Didn't Die
A limerick by Dmaje (talk)
 * Ingvar wiped us again, that was it;
 * Tomorrow perhaps we'd be fit.
 * Wait! Chy was alive
 * And running, no jive
 * Ingvar chasing her, still in a snit.

Chy on the Fly
A limerick by Dmaje (talk)
 * As Chy ran for her life we released.
 * Then repaired, yet her dash had not ceased.
 * The fight had seemed done,
 * Still Chy's on the run,
 * Ingvar chasing her down like a beast.

Chy, Still Going Strong
A limerick by Dmaje (talk)
 * Chy knows how to kite, it's no chore
 * To slip through 12 rooms and 3 floors.
 * But the very best part
 * We saw with a start
 * Ingvar's health was 2K, no more.

Chy: Queen of Kite
A limerick by Dmaje (talk)
 * We argued while Chy kept the pace.
 * To the front door they had a race.
 * Tank ordered us back:
 * "Once more we attack"
 * Ingvar died, by the door, on his face.

Goldilex (talk) 04:30, 9 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Goldilex (talk)
 * One day when Naxx was outside Strat
 * It chugged to the north, just like that!
 * KT was surprised
 * When he saw with his eyes
 * Who was piloting? His very own cat!

Roskvape (talk) 04:54, 9 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Roskvape (talk)
 * Poised, I wait. Refresh! OMG. The queue!
 * Minutes pass. Tickets are gone. They sell too few!
 * Oh, no! But there's hope. Contests, and many!
 * BlizzCon or bust! Contests I haven't entered? Not any!
 * Art, stories, limericks--oh my! Oh, for BlizzCon, what I won't do!

Doninator (talk) 05:42, 9 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by doninator
 * There once was a guy who played WoW
 * It's all that he wants to do now
 * Then his computer broke
 * He cried like a bloke
 * His mom just told him "Don't have a cow!"

It Must Be My Tail
A limerick by Dmaje (talk)
 * He said "Draenei girls are hot."
 * His flirting put me on the spot.
 * When I said "I agree"
 * He stopped talking to me.
 * He must think I'm a guy but I'm not.

It's Not Fair!
A limerick by Kelticfox (talk)
 * There once was a Rogue Night-Elf,
 * Who wanted a ticket for himself,
 * But he lived in UK
 * The Rules said "No Way!"
 * So I'm going to go cry in the corner.....

Vedlt
A limerick by Vedlt (talk)
 * There once was an orc named Thrall
 * The elements answer his call
 * The humans will rally
 * in alterac vally
 * By Thrall's hammer they shall fall.

Vedlt
A limerick by Vedlt (talk)
 * There once was a Dwarf named Hackett
 * A twink in the 19s bracket.
 * With enchanted daggers,
 * he'd curse after laggers,
 * "ZOMG, this game, they have hacked it"

Cat Form.
A limerick by Vedlt (talk)
 * This new form, it feels so right.
 * I have fangs, with them I can bite.
 * Large claws? I rend.
 * The bleeding? no end.
 * Remember, CAT IS FOR FITE

Drunkendwarf95 (talk) 14:49, 9 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Drunkendwarf95 (talk)
 * There once was a dwarf named Frew
 * He had a nack for the profession of the brew
 * he knew how to make tons of ale flavor
 * but his customers never knew how to savor
 * so he made the original dwarven blue

Jaedian (talk) 17:09, 9 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Jaedian (talk)
 * Druids three, Bear Resto and Cat
 * Found one another in LFG chat
 * Said the Bear "I shall tank"
 * Said the Cat "I shall shank"
 * And the Resto sighed "I can rezz that"

Patrick Hamilton Prentiss (talk) 17:17, 9 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Patrick Hamilton Prentiss (talk)
 * Of the Blood elves, the Horde is still wary.
 * To make harsh judgments, they will not tary.
 * See, Orcs and Trolls never cave,
 * Forsaken mostly behave,
 * And the Tauren provide the best dairy.

Clam Stacking Casuals! Trilless (talk) 18:11, 9 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Trilless (talk)
 * Alas this bag space I lack.
 * If only these clams would stack!
 * All very gradual
 * Becoming a casual
 * For which I'm picking up flack!

Howsmydrivin (talk) 18:31, 9 June 2009 (UTC)Limerick
A limerick by Howsmydrivin
 * There Once was a Death knight Called Vlad
 * That many people said was quite bad
 * They pointed and laughed
 * Which made him quite mad
 * And now the Death knights a glad!

Howsmydrivin (talk) 18:31, 9 June 2009 (UTC)Limerick
A limerick by Howsmydrivin
 * There Once was a Death knight Called Vlad
 * That many people said was quite bad
 * They pointed and laughed
 * Which made him quite mad
 * And now the Death knights a glad!

The Engineer (or: One Frustrated Vindicator)
A limerick by Farseer Lolotea • talk • contrib 00:05, 10 June 2009 (UTC)
 * A paladin quite tall and blue
 * Did start a profession anew.
 * Then she saw the top end
 * Was now useless again,
 * And she cried out "No! This can't be true!"

Isaul (talk) 02:16, 10 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by The Ninja Cow
 * In Naxxramas I murdered a cat
 * Kel'Thuzad said, "How dare you do that!
 * That cat was my friend,
 * Now your flesh, I will rend,
 * And your skull, I will wear as a hat."

Isaul (talk) 02:28, 10 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by The Ninja Cow
 * Through Icecrown Arthas did pass
 * Though now he saw nothing but grass
 * His rage, it did grow
 * As he saw no more snow
 * "Global warming can kiss my dead ass!"

Nighteyes019 (talk) 03:09, 10 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Nighteyes019 (talk)
 * A guy called Leeroy Jenkins
 * Who wouldn't freaking listen
 * Once charged into a room
 * Taking his raid to their certain doom
 * Now he's known for having chicken

Isaul (talk) 03:38, 10 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by The Ninja Cow
 * Gnome punting is truly my forte
 * I thought it a victimless sport
 * 'Till a puntee one fall
 * Flew head-first into a wall
 * And now is suing me in court.

Goldshire
A limerick by Dmaje (talk)
 * I went to the Darkmoon Faire.
 * The Hordies and Allies were there.
 * I killed me a troll,
 * That was my goal.
 * It's MY town, I ain't gonna share.

Reizex (talk) 14:42, 10 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Reizex (talk)
 * The Goblin at Ratchet screamed "Hey!"
 * 'Cause the PVPers were slain
 * He looked at the Drood
 * And called him a "Boob"
 * Then ganked him and all was OK

The arena
A limerick by WoWTards (talk)
 * There once was a undead mage
 * Whom was trapped in the nagrand cage
 * His friend said to hack
 * He would watch his back
 * Because the only GM was away

Quinnpop10 (talk) 18:36, 10 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Quinnpop10 (talk)
 * The Barrens is a magical land,
 * though it appears quite bland.
 * There, the low-level folks
 * tell lame Norris jokes,
 * making the plainstriders stick their heads in the sand.

The Lich King
A limerick by Dallastarsfan13 (talk)
 * The Lich King is rising once more,
 * He's here to spill our guts and gore.
 * But we'll chop off his head,
 * Just to make sure he's dead,
 * At last we'll end this bloody war!

Gnomes
Dallastarsfan13 (talk) 19:44, 10 June 2009 (UTC)A limerick by Dallastarsfan13
 * Gnomes are so cheap in PvP
 * As a Horde that is what I decree
 * They are so small and quick
 * Impossible to click
 * And in melee they're so hard to see!

Trade Channel
A limerick by Dallastarsfan13 (talk)
 * I cannot stand the morons in trade,
 * Talking 'bout their anal [Blood Caked Blade].
 * And they're making it hell,
 * Just to buy and to sell,
 * Think i'll switch to realm Scarlet Crusade!

End-Game Raiding
A limerick by Dallastarsfan13 (talk)
 * "Looking for more for Ulduar raid!"
 * Is what everyone's yelling in trade.
 * While they're playing end-game,
 * I'll be grinding (How lame!)
 * With my greatsword of the Ebon Blade!

Cold Weather Flying
A limerick by Dallastarsfan13 (talk)
 * I want to learn to fly in the cold,
 * But to do that, I'll need 1k gold.
 * It's a pretty high price,
 * Just to fly over ice,
 * But it saves me some time, so I'm sold!

Notgor (talk) 01:20, 11 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Notgor (talk)
 * In Northrend, Arthas sits on his throne,
 * His voice sends chill through my bones,
 * His call is quite Haunting,
 * The quest to kill is even more daunting
 * wait, did he just ask for snow cone?

Quinnpop10 (talk) 01:47, 11 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Quinnpop10 (talk)
 * Rogues are quite kick-a**.
 * On every server they amass.
 * But if you have a tail that flops
 * and hooves that clip-clop,
 * you'll have to roll another class.

Fel Reavers
A limerick by Dallastarsfan13 (talk)
 * While I was busy looking on thot,
 * I was ganked by a giant robot.
 * It was called a fel reaver,
 * So I got out my cleaver,
 * And I left it's dead body to rot!

Rebecca Sanders-rasanders15@gmail.com
A limerick by Writing lullabyes (talk)
 * Today is the day we die
 * swore the old mage with a sigh
 * He soared into battle
 * astride a great dragon's saddle
 * and roared his oaths to the sky

Raineesue (talk) 04:18, 11 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Raineesue (talk)
 * A guildmate I like very much
 * Has admitted to having a crush
 * To BlizzCon I go,
 * But he isn't -- oh, no!
 * (Here's hoping you're partial to mush.)

Bruix (talk) 04:18, 11 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Bruix
 * There once was an orc named Ner'zhul
 * Who dreamed of Draenor under his rule
 * He made pacts with Kil'Jaedan
 * And was betrayed by Gul'dan
 * But now he's the Lich King you fools!

Bruix (talk) 04:25, 11 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Bruix (talk)
 * There was an orc slave raised by Blackmoore
 * Who was destined to be so much more
 * He broke the clans free
 * And listened to Medivh
 * West to Kalimdor, for The Horde!

Bruix (talk) 04:29, 11 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Bruix (talk)
 * I once had a life, and friends
 * But now I never go out on weekends
 * No, I just grind and raid
 * And I never get laid
 * Why'd I start playing a game with no end?

The Drums of War
A limerick by Bcummins10
 * Alliance and Horde preparing for war
 * looking for honor and to go down in lore
 * axes are made and swords are forged
 * Humans full of pride and orcs blood gorged
 * What for our heroes lies in store?

Tim the Gnome
A limerick by Bcummins10
 * Twas once a gnome who travled alone
 * sharing stories made up in his bald dome
 * with a mouth like a sailor he spoke
 * through teeth that were mostly broke
 * Mothers keep your children at home

Zuggs
A limerick by DarkBlayde (talk)
 * There once was an orc named Zugg,
 * Who went on a quest for a hug,
 * But when he got near,
 * They all ran in fear.
 * How is an orc to get a hug?

The Breeze
A limerick by DarkBlayde (talk)
 * There once was blood elf, fair.
 * He had beautiful, lustrous hair,
 * But when he let forth an odorous breeze,
 * The bark peeled right from the trees,
 * And thus his palace no maiden would share.

Chuckton (talk) 21:40, 11 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Chuckton (talk)
 * HEAR ME GRUNT!

HEAR ME SNORT! I PUNT GNOMES! IT FUN SPORT
 * I RIDE WOLVES!

EAT WIT SPOONS AND FORKS! ALL THE FEMALES HOLLA! WHEN I KILL SMURFS AND SNORKS
 * MY NAME IS CHUMP!

I MAKE RHYME! CAN'T TOUCH THIS WHEN I BUST A MOVE! IT BE HAMMER TIME!
 * I HIT YOU WIT HAMMER!

CHOP HEAD OFF WIT AXE! THEN I GET BEHIND YOU! AND STAB YOU IN DA BACKS!

CAUSE I AM A WARRIOR! STANDIN MEAN AND GREEN! NOTHIN YOU CAN DO WHEN I RIP YOU APART! AND BEAT YOU WIT YOUR OWN SPLEEN!
 * NOTHIN YOU CAN DO!

NOTHIN YOU CAN SAY! YOU MESS WIT DA ORC! YOU NO SEE ANOTHER DAY!

RRAAAWWWWRRRR!!!!!!!!

"The End of the Beginning of the End" Bullogna (talk) 21:47, 11 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Bullogna (talk)
 * Once a brave young man named Arthas
 * To save his people, would slay Mal'Ganis
 * Willing to "pay any price"
 * He wrenched the blade, Frostmourne, from the ice
 * Thus, "Lich king" would forever be his vanasse...

"Whoopsidaisies!" Bullogna (talk) 21:49, 11 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Bullogna (talk)
 * Tauren Chieftain, Cairne Bloodhoof the wise
 * Who reigns from atop of his rise
 * One day had a stumble
 * And went for a tumble
 * But was saved because of his size

Meerok (talk) 22:29, 11 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Meerok (talk)
 * There once was a game full of geeks,
 * Loners, weirdos and freaks
 * Now I feel at home
 * When their faces I pwn
 * I live for their screams yelps and shrieks

Bcummins10 (talk) 06:31, 12 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Bcummins10
 * Once in goldshire there was an undead mage
 * the villagers he would kill or cage
 * he would play with the dead
 * and make puppets out of heads
 * no matter the poor souls age

The Heroic Gnome
A limerick by Bcummins10
 * There once was gnome on a great quest
 * he rode on a rabbit with armor upon his chest
 * he would go slay a dragon
 * then ladies hed be shaggin
 * and about him no one would jest

Bcummins10 (talk) 07:07, 12 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Bcummins10 (talk)
 * Into the Emerald Dream druids can see
 * but one sleeping druid really had to pee
 * he had to wait a week
 * so his body took a leak
 * soiled shorts were found near his tree

Bcummins10 (talk) 07:28, 12 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Bcummins10 (talk)
 * Blind Illidan always is running into walls
 * Arthas is stuck on his throne with frozen balls
 * Archimonde loves a tree
 * Kel'thuzad owns a kitty
 * and Yogg-Saron sends out mental calls

Bar Games
A limerick by Bcummins10 (talk)
 * One beer, two beer, three beer, four!
 * elves and humans passed out on the floor
 * The dwarves uneffected
 * and the draenei rejected
 * a lone gnome stumbles out the door

Druid Pride
A limerick by Bcummins10 (talk)
 * Cat form,bear form,flight form, oh my!
 * all the druids make the kiddies cry
 * trees heal from behind
 * boomkins blow your mind
 * escape, we dare you to try

Riffington (talk) 07:49, 12 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Riffington (talk)
 * It started in The Howling Vale
 * When Mel'Thandris's words turned me pale
 * A Fleshripper surprise
 * And I curse the moonrise
 * Now for me it's the Wor-a-gen trail.

Camped
A limerick by Bcummins10 (talk)
 * There once was a blood elf in Icecrown
 * being camped by alliance far from town
 * he cried all day
 * they wouldn't go away
 * so he logged off with a frown

Chack92 (talk) 09:15, 12 June 2009 (UTC)My Limerick
A limerick by Chack92 (talk)
 * The Orcs of Orgrimmar walk in pride and honor
 * Unlike the Dwarfs who would rather drink lager
 * While the Orcs stay true to heroes old and new
 * The Dwarfs would rather taste a new brew
 * Neither are fans of Noggenfogger

Wirt Woes Thortok2000 (talk) 11:50, 12 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Thortok2000 (talk)
 * There once was a youngling named Wirt
 * In height, he was kind of a squirt
 * "This much you must pay"
 * Is what he would say
 * And then him you would oft want to hurt

Beardface (talk) 16:02, 12 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Beardface (talk)
 * Saurfang cleaves flesh from bone
 * For a challenge he often would roam
 * Defending the Horde
 * He gets very bored
 * So for kicks he likes to punt gnomes

Conconhead (talk) 16:29, 12 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Conconhead (talk)
 * I once saw a night elf, 'Luranne',
 * in her skivvies show off a blue tan.
 * She was dancing for gold
 * 'til I thought it grew old
 * and I /yelled 'Hey morons, she's a man!'

Conconhead (talk) 16:47, 12 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Conconhead (talk)
 * I had given my opponent the brush
 * and over the crowds fell a hush.
 * But up there on my screen-
 * Oh what could this mean?
 * Kekekekeke ZERG RUSH?!

Conconhead (talk) 16:50, 12 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Conconhead (talk)
 * Once while we were storming the gate
 * our hunter was captured; just great.
 * We were thrown in the stocks,
 * no one could pick locks,
 * so I said "Roll a rogue, we can wait."

Arcane Reading
A limerick by Spilledstars (talk)
 * There lives a fine mage of Dalaran
 * Whom privacy sought and he has, man.
 * But if you port to his lair
 * And that last book, you share
 * You shall receive the finest Companion.

Ancient Evils
A limerick by Spilledstars (talk)
 * The first world tree tapped evil deep, matey.
 * There are foes for your fine level 80.
 * Now the child of its acorn
 * Suffers evils reborn
 * Which all night elves defeat as a baby.

Riffington (talk) 19:36, 12 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Riffington (talk)
 * The Sunwell we fought to defend
 * But for Arthas our flesh they did rend
 * When he brought out the urn
 * Then his Lich did return
 * Kel'Thuzad, now this elf's met his end.

Conconhead (talk) 19:58, 12 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Conconhead (talk)
 * Diablo the dark lord of hate
 * always has so much on his plate.
 * For Cain it is hard
 * to keep hold of that shard,
 * and so for the 3rd game we wait!

Uber dawg (talk) 20:02, 12 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Uber dawg (talk)
 * There once was a proclamation
 * That cauced major anticipation
 * There would be a patch
 * That none could match
 * But the delay was excrutiatin'

Riffington (talk) 20:15, 12 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Riffington (talk)
 * My brothers and I were betrayed
 * By the Dark Lady we all were played
 * Now one is her slave
 * And the other - the grave
 * As for me I will start my Crusade

Brachylagus (talk) 20:26, 12 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Brachylagus (talk) Gennacyide
 * In Trade and in Gen I am known.
 * In battlegrounds, ignore lists I own.
 * You call me a troll,
 * a WoW channel Rick Roll...
 * Gotta log, my mommy is home.

Horderoyale (talk) 22:09, 12 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Horderoyale (talk)
 * The humans thought they outdid themselves,
 * And the dwarves laughed in their delves,
 * But the Burning Crusade,
 * Brought a vicious cascade,
 * Of a thousand angry blood elves.

Tmcreed94805 (talk) 23:25, 12 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Tmcreed94805 (talk)
 * Twas back in the days of Ol'Rek
 * When a man couldnt win a game "4-it"
 * So he screams and he stamps on the Warriors Ramp
 * No sense mind you to ignore it
 * He grabs forth the rulebook and tore it

Pwning allies
A limerick by Killingallies (talk)
 * I love to kill Allies.
 * Pwning them allies in Warsong gulch.
 * When they pwn me i get on my rogue and stealth then ambuh vanish then ambush again.
 * The i laugh at them cuase they just got pwned
 * When i get done with them i go out to gank more allies!

Riffington (talk) 05:52, 13 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Riffington (talk)
 * I was mentally losing my grip
 * When we finally found the airstrip
 * As I opened our grog
 * I was hit by a Trogg
 * Our next picnic we'll take on a ship.

Soullink (talk) 06:47, 13 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Oh Hai
 * Hello my in-game name is Randel
 * I saw a Kobold and he said "you no take candle"
 * I said calm down
 * then he made a frown
 * so I kicked him with my sandal

Miquela (talk) 08:51, 13 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Miquela (Earthen Ring)
 * This little Rogue likes to raid
 * But her guild needed first aid
 * So she hopped on a druid
 * And drank lots of fluid
 * Then her guild hoorayed!

Shadowdarwin (talk) 10:38, 13 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Shadowdarwin (talk)
 * i want this blizzcon ticket
 * of course your gonna have to pick who will get it
 * by all means im not very bright
 * so to make this limerick was a fight
 * ill piss my pants if i get it

Uhluhtc (talk) 19:07, 13 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Uhluhtc (talk)
 * In general chat, player complain
 * Of ganking that fill them with pain
 * With a smile on his face
 * My alt knows his place
 * Is near where I logged off my main

Uhluhtc (talk) 19:09, 13 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Uhluhtc (talk)
 * I have always been a believer
 * In being a great WoW achiever
 * So add, if you might,
 * An achievment to kite
 * to the orphanage, angry fel reavers

Uhluhtc (talk) 19:11, 13 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Uhluhtc (talk)
 * There was a tauren from Mulgore
 * Who's horns spread out much more
 * Than the rest of his race
 * He could truly pwn face
 * If he'd just find a way out the door

Ode to Hemet Trilless (talk) 19:32, 13 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Trilless (talk)
 * Perhaps you know Nessingwary
 * All kinds of Beasts are his quarry
 * With bow and with gun
 * The slaughter's begun
 * Of the loot-crazed though, be wary

Wrathraven (talk) 20:04, 13 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Wrathraven
 * An old man got my attention
 * He had an urgent mission
 * He spoke of Diablo
 * But before I could go
 * He said "Stay a while and listen."

A gnome's Lament Trilless (talk) 23:07, 13 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Trilless (talk)
 * Back when Gnomeregan was my 'hood
 * I was an engineer, kinda good
 * I made a wonderous combobulator
 * Made Bill a leper not much later
 * Now I'd time travel if I could

Thylac1ne (talk) 01:30, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Thylac1ne (talk)
 * First shot you won't see, you'll only feel the stun
 * And while you're comatosed and dizzied I'll have my fun
 * My daggers are sharp; my poisons are crippling
 * Encounter with me will leave your blood rippling
 * But if you gain the upper hand I'll pop vanish and run

Thylac1ne (talk) 01:36, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Thylac1ne (talk)
 * Stay awhile and listen; My name is Deckard Cain
 * And I'll tell you a tale of sacrifice and pain
 * Our brave hero cut through demons a-many
 * He exorcised Uber Diablo, out dropped his Anni
 * Only to be snatched by a Sorc, such dishonest gain

Thylac1ne (talk) 01:46, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Thylac1ne (talk)
 * Imprissioned for ten thousand years
 * Outcasted by my peers
 * Malfurion is my brother
 * My wrath he will discover
 * With azzinoth my wrath will bring tears

Thylac1ne (talk) 02:17, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Thylac1ne (talk)
 * He doesn't need pitiful magics or pathetic tricks
 * Just plate armor and a big sword; you'll break like sticks
 * The sight of battle sends him into unearthly rage
 * And he tears and rips through you like a page
 * In his book of conquests he'll add a few more ticks

Thylac1ne (talk) 02:20, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Thylac1ne (talk)
 * Stalking through the jungle, her trap is set
 * She motions to her raptor: not quite yet
 * Bowstring stretched taut, her aim true to the spot
 * She does this a lot; release the arrow and boom, headshot!
 * One shot one kill, her target's fate has been met

Thylac1ne (talk) 03:34, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Thylac1ne (talk)
 * Divine righteousness is her only way
 * Her honor will be spoken of beyond her day
 * She has deaths to avenge, living to protect
 * She'll never sway from the light, never defect
 * And this Paladin doesn't bubble-hearth away

Thylac1ne (talk) 03:36, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Thylac1ne (talk)
 * Sitting high in his spelltower, a wise old mage
 * Studying tomes from a long lost age
 * Deciphering ancient texts without so much as a peep
 * And all he learns is how to turn you into a sheep
 * Trusting that goblin antiques dealer has left him full of rage

Thylac1ne (talk) 03:37, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Thylac1ne (talk)
 * Turning her back on the Light
 * This priest doesn't care about your plight
 * She doesn't discriminate between races
 * She'll melt all of your faces
 * She doesn't want to heal, she wants to fight!

Thylac1ne (talk) 03:39, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Thylac1ne (talk)
 * Bow down before me, I am the Deathknight
 * I see you all shaking in fright
 * Blood, unholy, and frost are my tools
 * I'd leave you all lookin like fools
 * You're just lucky I fight for what's right

Thylac1ne (talk) 03:41, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Thylac1ne (talk)
 * He succumbed to the never-ending despair
 * And fought back with foul spells; it was only fair
 * Commanding the infernal might of fel magic
 * Because of his past turned quite tragic
 * Now all of his former allies untrustingly stare

Thylac1ne (talk) 03:45, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Thylac1ne (talk)
 * I always loved my cat form best
 * But it is really better than the rest?
 * I think I have a problem, which is the real me?
 * This feels like the beginning of split personality
 * And now this flight form is here to shake the nest

Thylac1ne (talk) 03:46, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Thylac1ne (talk)
 * I tried to write a limerick for every class
 * But as for Shamans: they can kiss my ass
 * Sp I'm sorry Shamans, I just don't like you guys
 * Hey, at least I'm honest and not telling lies
 * Oh, and I truly apologize for being crass

Dragonphoenix132 (talk) 07:04, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Dragonphoenix132 (talk)
 * There once was a Tauren from Mulgore
 * Whose Life was becoming a huge Bore
 * So he Soloed a raid
 * to get loot and mad paid
 * and got walloped so now he is real sore!

A limerick by Tyler015 (talk)
 * There once was a Gnome
 * He liked to build domes
 * His mother told him not to
 * But he told her to he was going to make two
 * And he took it to his tome


 * line 1 = There once was a Gnome
 * line 2 = He liked to build domes
 * line 3 = His mother told him not to
 * line 4 = But he told her to he was going to make two
 * line 5 = And he took it to his tome

Arachnos Commander (talk) 11:32, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Arachnos Commander (talk)
 * There once was a dwarf from Dun Morogh
 * Who was thought to be such a bore-o
 * He changed his friend's mind
 * When he drank all his wine
 * Now he's lying dead on the floor-o

Renegade1 (talk) 15:39, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Renegade1 (talk) Renegade1
 * There once was a gnome from Gnomeregan
 * Who liked to show off his brawn
 * Then along came a troll
 * Who the gnome, he stole
 * And asked, "How'd you get off of my lawn?"

Renegade1 (talk) 15:55, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Renegade1 (talk)
 * A tauren once roamed the land,
 * Crushing everything with sword in hand.
 * Then along came a death knight,
 * Who delivered much fright.
 * Now the death knight eats tauren meat, canned.

Renegade1 (talk) 16:24, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Renegade1 (talk)
 * Peaceful fishing is all I ask.
 * Fishing dailies in Wintergrasp is my task,
 * But everytime I try,
 * My plan goes awry,
 * And I'm killed by a rogue in a mask.

Jake71887 (talk) 16:32, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Jake71887 (talk)
 * To all the raiders I admire
 * My situation is quite dire
 * I wish to attain your level of gear
 * But the one thing that I fear
 * Is that I'll never be the nerd raids desire

Nerubian911 (talk) 16:37, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Nerubian911 (talk)
 * I am a member of the berning legion
 * Shadowmoon Vally is my region
 * I was removed from power
 * now locked in hellfire tower
 * Soon my wrath will bring the legion

Nerubian911 (talk) 16:45, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Nerubian911 (talk)
 * You are not prepared
 * Ohh, wow, im really scared
 * You have great gear
 * wich i will shear
 * And with your loot i shared

Warhawke (talk) 17:21, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Warhawke (talk)
 * Poor Findo was ever Horde-hunted
 * For his stature was certainly stunted
 * Through machines he would try
 * To find ways to fly
 * Yet succeeded by tauren's-hoof-punted

Renegade1 (talk) 19:18, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Renegade1 (talk)
 * There once lived a hunter in Org.
 * He rode into battle on a worg.
 * He slew many goblins in Ratchet,
 * Using a very large hatchet.
 * But now he laments at the morgue.

Renegade1 (talk) 19:25, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Renegade1 (talk)
 * There once was a zerg queen, Bopeep.
 * She had many zergling sheep.
 * Then along came a terran,
 * Who made her town barren.
 * The queen, his spoils, he would reap.

WoodyTrombone (talk) "Useless Wood"
A limerick by WoodyTrombone (talk)
 * Strength of Earth totem, your death I mourn
 * you're now overridden by a Death Knight's Frost Horn.
 * Mana Spring totem's been put to shame
 * 'cause Blessing of Wisdom now does the same.
 * Will totems ever be reborn?

Namelessface (talk) 21:38, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Namelessface
 * There once was this game about space
 * That's about the dominance of race
 * When the second one's out
 * The lights will go out
 * And the game play will be fast paced.

Namelessface (talk) 21:44, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Namelessface
 * I'm looking for mats in all stacks
 * To enchant my gear for Naxx
 * I'm afraid to go group
 * They may laugh at my loot
 * That I picked up from Scholomange Rats

Aaron of Minneapolis (talk) 08:32, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Aaron of Minneapolis (talk)
 * DPS looking for group
 * Into Gnomeregan I will troop
 * My last group was a bust
 * The tank fretted and fussed
 * And abandoned us in there, the poop!

Aaron of Minneapolis (talk) 09:00, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
A limerick by Aaron of Minneapolis (talk)
 * Some channels can be such a bore
 * The chat that some folks use them for
 * Full of insults and jibes
 * That give off bad vibes
 * And make me thank the Light for Ignore