Nessa Maldy

Nessa Maldy, daughter of the former trade prince Maldy, was a goblin living the good life from her father's mansion on the Isle of Kezan. Though Jastor Gallywix was smitten at her looks when he first saw her, he still took over everything she and her father owned in a quick and ruthless act and exiled the former trade prince from Kezan. Nessa, having gone from liking Jastor to hating him in under ten minutes, took her father by the shoulder and left.

Every year Jastor sends Nessa a new painting of himself enjoying his riches, and in return she sends him plain boxes wired with explosives. Gallywix is still smitten with her, since he then says " who says long distance relationships don't work?"