User:Quazymoodo/Lieutenant Tom "Sizzlepants" Crankle

Once a pilot in the Gnomish Air Force of Gnomeregan, Lieutenant Tom "Sizzlepants" Crankle is now a leprous husk of what he once was. Now he drives the Electrocutioner 6000 for his new High Tinker, Mekgineer Thermaplugg. He is widely honored by the leper gnomes of Gnomeregan.