Smiles Cracklekey

Smiles Cracklekey is a Mechagon mechagnome located in Rustbolt on Mechagon Island. He is also encountered in Operation: Mechagon.

Quotes
What do you want? Space is limited.
 * Gossip


 * Food?! I don't cook!


 * Why do you think I built Stacks?!


 * Niru's always got something semi-edible stashed away. Go bother her!


 * Cranky?! Of course, I'm cranky!
 * Cranky?! Of course, I'm cranky!


 * Have you seen my hands? Or should I say CLAMPS!


 * Not all of us got to choose the "upgrades" King Mechagon gave us. Some of us had them chosen for us! And, in case you hadn't heard, King Mechagon makes terrible choices!


 * Exhibit A!


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 * Christy's promised me some real, full-functioning hands soon. But, until then, yeah, I'm going to be cranky!