User:Joshmaul/Feesa Stormblaster

"'Puttin' the dino in dino-mite, baby!'"
 * - Feesa Stormblaster

Feesa Stormblaster is a goblin hunter who taught herself the ways of dinomancy during the war for Pandaria, and has taken it up "for real" now that the Zandalari are allied with the Horde.

Biography
Like a lot of goblins on Kezan, Feesa was born poor - but as she grew up, she learned the best way to get up in the world was to appear useful, and she certainly learned that trick well enough the moment she picked up her first gun. Growing up with her friends, the twin brothers Kitrik and Kellik, Feesa became an experienced mercenary, accompanying the two of them to Northrend as part of the crew recruited by Master Taeril'hane Ketiron to work for House Whitehair of Quel'Thalas during the war against the Lich King. During the Cataclysm, Feesa stayed with Kellik and House Whitehair (now House Ketiron) while Kitrik returned to Kezan.

When Kitrik resurfaced in Orgrimmar some months later, the Bilgewater Cartel had officially been inducted into the Horde, and Feesa - like many of her fellows - made her home at Bilgewater Harbor in Azshara, just north of Orgrimmar. During the Cataclysm and part of the Pandaria campaign, she worked for Kitrik as part of his "Grand Army of Kezan", preferring to go it alone when Kitrik ultimately joined his brother as an official member of House Ketiron. She had no objection to Ketiron or to Kitrik's decision to work for him, but she believed her best bet was to remain officially part of the Bilgewater Cartel rather than be beholden to Silvermoon. During the Pandaria campaign, she fought against the mogu and their Zandalari allies; it was witnessing the practices of the Zandalari that inspired her to take up taming dinosaurs, something she was able to capitalize on when they ended up joining the Horde years later.

Feesa's boyfriend, Krezzik Proudboom, sided with Garrosh Hellscream during the siege of Orgrimmar, working as part of the Blackfuse Company making weapons for the "True Horde" and later with Pauli Rocketspark on the alternate Draenor for the Iron Horde. Krezzik was captured in Gorgrond by a patrol that Feesa was working with; when she recognized him among the prisoners, she shot him in the head. When the orc patrol leader asked why, she said only, "He screwed me. I screwed him better."

Feesa ended up in the ranks of the Unseen Path, the hunters' guild of Azeroth, during the war against the Legion and served proudly throughout the campaign, including during the liberation of Suramar. Following the end of the campaign on Argus, she joined the campaign in Zandalar and Kul Tiras, working closely with Talanji's expedition in Nazmir. With civil war in the air even as the Horde and the Alliance fight against Azshara in Nazjatar and the mad King Mechagon on his island off Kul Tiras, Feesa watches events go by, waiting - just as she had done against Garrosh leading up to the siege of Orgrimmar - for the revolution to begin in earnest before declaring herself.