The Cooking of Stratholme



The Cooking of Stratholme was originally a humorous post on 4chan about the Culling of Stratholme:


 * Arthas: Glad you could bake it, Uther.
 * Uther the Lightbringer: Watch your tone with me, boy. You may be the waiter, but I'm still your superior as a chef.
 * Arthas: As if I could forghetti. Listen Uther, there's something about the plaguette you should knead...
 * Arthas:  Oh no! It's too late! These peopleroni have all been infectedanana! They may look al dante now, but it's a matter of thyme before they turn into the undeadible!
 * Uther the Lightbringer: What?
 * Arthas: This entire citrella must be peeled.
 * Uther the Lightbringer: How can you even cook that?! There's got to be some other whey.
 * Arthas: Damn it, Umami, as your future chef, I order you to broil this city!
 * Uther the Lightbringer: You are not my chef yet, boyardee. Nor would I obey that command if you were!
 * Arthas: Then I must consider this an act of seasoning.
 * Uther the Lightbringer: Seasoning? Have you sauced your mince, Arthas?!
 * Arthas: Have I? Lord Umami, by my right of succession and sovereignty of my crown of roast pork, I hereby rehydrate you from your commandard and suspenderoni your pepperoni from service.
 * Uther the Lightbringer: Arthas! You can't just--
 * DING!
 * Arthas: It's done! For those of you who have the will to taste this flan, follow me! The rest of you... get out of my kitchen!
 * Uther the Lightbringer: You've just tossed a terrible salad, Arthas.
 * Arthas: Jaina?
 * Jaina Proudmoore: I'm sorry Arthas... I can't watch you cook this.