Crafty's Ultra-Advanced Proto-Typical Shortening Blaster

Crafty's Ultra-Advanced Proto-Typical Shortening Blaster is provided as an objective by Crafty Wobblesprocket for Hah... You're Not So Big Now!. When used it will have one of the following effects on the user or the target. Shrink them, make them larger, turn them yellow, turn them into a ghost, or turn them into Crafty.