The Fastest Way to His Heart


 * For the male version, see What Kind of Name is Chip, Anyway?.

Objectives
Rip the Still-Beating Heart from out of 's chest.
 * Still-Beating Heart

Description
Oh, girl! You're never going to guess who's out on the oil platform to the north.



Chip's out there, and he's working for the. That cold-hearted snake dropped you like a bad habit and now he's working for the other team. I even heard he's going out with that tramp, Candy Cane!

I don't know about you, but if he was my ex, I'd rip his still-beating heart out of his chest.

Rewards
You will receive: (+ at max level)

Progress
What did you decide? Death or forgiveness?

Completion
He got just what he deserved. There, there, don't cry. You'll find someone else that'll treat you right.

Here, let me take that... we wouldn't want people to think that you're crazy.

Trivia
The title of the quest is a play on the old adage "The fastest way to a man's heart is through his stomach"(i.e.: feed a person to earn their affection). More humorous or cynical works often amend it to the far more literal "...through the rib cage". Whether your character ever tried the first way with Chip is unknown, but in this case she certainly chooses the latter.