Quotes of Warcraft II

Quotes » Warcraft II

Setup program
(clicking the sound test button)
 * "Your sound card works perfectly."
 * "Enjoying yourself?"
 * "It doesn't get any better than this!"

Alliance
Building creation
 * "Work completed." (same as in Warcraft I) Hwrkdone.wav

Under attack
 * "We are under attack!" (same as in Warcraft I) Hhelp1.wav
 * "The town is under attack!" (same as in Warcraft I) Hhelp2.wav

Death sound Hdead.wav

Peasant
Ready


 * "Ready to serve." Psready.wav

What
 * "Yes?" Pswhat1.wav
 * "Milord?" Pswhat2.wav
 * "What is it?" Pswhat3.wav
 * "Hello." Pswhat4.wav</ab>

Yes
 * "Okay." Psyessr1.wav</ab>
 * "Right-o." Psyessr2.wav</ab>
 * "Alright." Psyessr3.wav</ab>
 * "Yes, milord." Psyessr4.wav</ab>

Job Complete
 * "Job's done." Pswrkdon.wav</ab>

Pissed
 * "Oh, what?" Pspissd1.wav</ab>
 * "Ye... huh?" Pspissd2.wav</ab>
 * "Now what?" Pspissd3.wav</ab>
 * "More work?" Pspissd4.wav</ab>
 * "Leave me alone!" Pspissd5.wav</ab>
 * "I don't want to do this!" Pspissd6.wav</ab>
 * "I'm not listening." Pspissd7.wav</ab>

Footman
Ready


 * "Awaiting orders." Hready.wav</ab>

What
 * "Your command?" Hwhat1.wav</ab>
 * "Your orders?" Hwhat2.wav</ab>
 * "Yes, sire?" <ab>Hwhat3.wav</ab>
 * "Yes?" <ab>Hwhat4.wav</ab>
 * "My lord?" <ab>Hwhat5.wav</ab>
 * "At your service." <ab>Hwhat6.wav</ab>

Yes
 * "Yes." <ab>Hyessir1.wav</ab>
 * "Yes, my lord." <ab>Hyessir2.wav</ab>
 * "As you wish." <ab>Hyessir3.wav</ab>
 * "At once, sire." <ab>Hyessir4.wav</ab>

Pissed
 * "Make up your mind." <ab>Hpissed1.wav</ab>
 * "Are you still touching me?" (from Warcraft: Orcs & Humans) <ab>Hpissed2.wav</ab>
 * "Don't you have a kingdom to run?" <ab>Hpissed3.wav</ab>
 * "I do have work to do." <ab>Hpissed4.wav</ab>
 * "'Join the army,' they said." (from ) <ab>Hpissed5.wav</ab>
 * "'See the world,' they said." (from ) <ab>Hpissed6.wav</ab>
 * "I'd rather be sailing." <ab>Hpissed7.wav</ab>

Special
 * "You played the shareware, now buy the game." (in the shareware version) <ab>Hdempis4.wav</ab>
 * "In the retail version I'm much funnier." (in the shareware version) <ab>Hdempis5.wav</ab>
 * "8-player network and multiplayer capability with full Red Book audio and movies in the full retail version. Buy it now!" (in the shareware version) <ab>Hdempis6.wav</ab>
 * "I love your publication!" (in the Warcraft II pre-release version, sent to magazines for reviews)
 * "Remember: A good review... for Warcraft II." (in the pre-release review version)
 * "You're the best writer in all the land!" (in the pre-release review version)
 * "Have we kissed your butt enough yet?" (in the pre-release review version)

Elven Archer/Ranger
Ready
 * "I come to serve." <ab>Eready.wav</ab>

What
 * "Your Eminence?" <ab>Ewhat1.wav</ab>
 * "Exalted one?" <ab>Ewhat2.wav</ab>
 * "My sovereign?" <ab>Ewhat3.wav</ab>
 * "Your wish?" <ab>Ewhat4.wav</ab>

Yes
 * "Yes." <ab>Eyessir1.wav</ab>
 * "By your command." <ab>Eyessir2.wav</ab>
 * "For the Alliance." <ab>Eyessir3.wav</ab>
 * "Move out." <ab>Eyessir4.wav</ab>

Pissed
 * "We must take action." <ab>Epissed1.wav</ab>
 * "Time is of the essence."" <ab>Epissed2.wav</ab>
 * "Even elder races get tired of waiting."" <ab>Epissed3.wav</ab>

Knight/Paladin
Ready
 * "Ready to serve, my lord." <ab>Knready.wav</ab>/<ab>Pkready.wav</ab>

What
 * "Your majesty?" <ab>Knwhat1.wav</ab>/<ab>Pkwhat1.wav</ab>
 * "At your service." <ab>Knwhat2.wav</ab>/<ab>Pkwhat2.wav</ab>
 * "Sire?" <ab>Knwhat3.wav</ab>/<ab>Pkwhat3.wav</ab>
 * "What ho!" <ab>Knwhat4.wav</ab>/<ab>Pkwhat4.wav</ab>

Yes
 * "We move." <ab>Knyessr1.wav</ab>/<ab>Pkyessr1.wav</ab>
 * "In your name." <ab>Knyessr2.wav</ab>/<ab>Pkyessr2.wav</ab>
 * "For the king." <ab>Knyessr3.wav</ab>/<ab>Pkyessr3.wav</ab>
 * "Defending your honor." <ab>Knyessr4.wav</ab>/<ab>Pkyessr4.wav</ab>

Pissed
 * "I need orders." <ab>Knpissd1.wav</ab>/<ab>Pkpissd1.wav</ab>
 * "Give me a quest!" <ab>Knpissd2.wav</ab>/<ab>Pkpissd2.wav</ab>
 * "Don't force me to run you through!" <ab>Knpissd3.wav</ab>/<ab>Pkpissd3.wav</ab>

Gnomish Flying Machine
Ready
 * "I've got a flying machine!" <ab>Gnready.wav</ab>

Yes
 * Flight sound <ab>Gnyessr1.wav</ab>

Pissed


 * "Hello, sonny." <ab>Gnpissd1.wav</ab>
 * "Want me to fly?" <ab>Gnpissd2.wav</ab>
 * "Are you listening?" <ab>Gnpissd3.wav</ab>
 * (distant) "I'm flying!..." <ab>Gnpissd4.wav</ab>
 * (distant) "Goodbye!..." <ab>Gnpissd5.wav</ab>

Demolition Squad
Ready
 * "Dwarves ready." <ab>Dwready.wav</ab>

What
 * "What do you want?" <ab>Dwhat1.wav</ab>
 * "Ach!" <ab>Dwhat2.wav</ab>

Yes
 * "Aye, laddy." <ab>Dwyessr1.wav</ab>
 * "Okay." <ab>Dwyessr2.wav</ab>
 * "Alright." <ab>Dwyessr3.wav</ab>
 * "Move out." <ab>Dwyessr4.wav</ab>
 * "Yes sir!" <ab>Dwyessr5.wav</ab>

Pissed
 * "I love blowin' things up!" <ab>Dwpissd1.wav</ab>
 * "Bombs are great!" <ab>Dwpissd2.wav</ab>
 * "Tilt one back with me, dog!" <ab>Dwpissd3.wav</ab>

Mage
Ready
 * "Who summoned me?" <ab>Wzready.wav</ab>

What
 * "What is it?" <ab>Wzwhat1.wav</ab>
 * "Do you need assistance?"" <ab>Wzwhat2.wav</ab>
 * "Your request?" <ab>Wzwhat3.wav</ab>

Yes
 * "As you wish." <ab>Wzyessr1.wav</ab>
 * "Very well." <ab>Wzyessr2.wav</ab>
 * "Alright." <ab>Wzyessr3.wav</ab>

Pissed
 * "I'm a busy man." <ab>Wzpissd1.wav</ab>
 * "Don't anger me." <ab>Wzpissd2.wav</ab>
 * "I warned you." (thunder sound) <ab>Wzpissd3.wav</ab>

Alliance Ships
Ready
 * "Captain on the bridge." (from ) <ab>Hshpredy.wav</ab>

What
 * "Aye, captain?" <ab>Hshpwht1.wav</ab>
 * "Skipper?" <ab>Hshpwht2.wav</ab>
 * "Set sail?" <ab>Hshpwht3.wav</ab>

Yes
 * "Aye, aye, sir" <ab>Hshpyes1.wav</ab>
 * "Aye, captain." <ab>Hshpyes2.wav</ab>
 * "Underway." <ab>Hshpyes3.wav</ab>

Pissed
 * "Stop rocking the boat!" <ab>Hshppis1.wav</ab>
 * "You're making me seasick!" <ab>Hshppis2.wav</ab>
 * (vomiting) <ab>Hshppis3.wav</ab>

Horde
Under attack
 * "We're being attacked!" (rerecorded line from Warcraft I) <ab>Ohelp1.wav</ab>
 * "They're destroying our city!" (rerecorded line from Warcraft I) <ab>Ohelp2.wav</ab>

Death sound <ab>Odead.wav</ab>

Peon/Grunt
Ready
 * "Ready to work." (Peon) <ab>Pnready.wav</ab>
 * "Your command, master." (Grunt) <ab>Oready.wav</ab>

What


 * "Itog." <ab>Owhat1.wav</ab>
 * "Zog tog." <ab>Owhat2.wav</ab>
 * "Glor'duk." <ab>Owhat3.wav</ab>
 * "Urr?" <ab>Owhat4.wav</ab>
 * "Ur-ur-ur!" <ab>Owhat5.wav</ab>
 * "Huh?" <ab>Owhat6.wav</ab>

Yes


 * "Zug zug." (from ) <ab>Oyessir1.wav</ab>
 * "Dabu." <ab>Oyessir2.wav</ab>
 * "Lok'tar." <ab>Oyessir3.wav</ab>
 * "Suobu." <ab>Oyessir4.wav</ab>

Job Complete


 * "Work complete." (rerecorded line from Warcraft I) <ab>Owrkdone.wav</ab>

Pissed
 * "Whaaat?!" <ab>Opissed1.wav</ab>
 * "Look out!" <ab>Opissed2.wav</ab>
 * "Missed me!" <ab>Opissed3.wav</ab>
 * "Hee hee hee! That tickles." <ab>Opissed4.wav</ab>
 * "I would not do such things if I were you." <ab>Opissed5.wav</ab>
 * "My tummy feels funny." <ab>Opissed6.wav</ab>
 * (belches) "'Scuse me." <ab>Opissed7.wav</ab>

Special


 * "You good looking for a human." (in the shareware version) <ab>Odempis4.wav</ab>
 * "You buy the retail version, or I'll chop you up into little bits!" (in the shareware version) <ab>Odempis5.wav</ab>
 * "You buy full version? Pleeease?" (in the shareware version) <ab>Odempis6.wav</ab>
 * "You go buy now or I sing. (sings)' (in the shareware version) <ab>Odempis7.wav</ab>
 * "You give good review or I will chop you into little bits!" (in the Warcraft II pre-release version, sent to magazines for reviews)
 * "You give good review? Pleeease?" (in the pre-release review version)

Troll Axethrower/Berserker
Ready
 * "New troll here!" <ab>Trready.wav</ab>

What
 * "Ju call me?" <ab>Trwhat1.wav</ab>
 * "Ju want axe?" <ab>Trwhat2.wav</ab>
 * "What ju wan'me kill?" <ab>Trwhat3.wav</ab>

Yes
 * "OK." <ab>Tryessr1.wav</ab>
 * "Alright." <ab>Tryessr2.wav</ab>
 * "You da the boss." <ab>Tryessr3.wav</ab>

Pissed
 * "I got axe for you!" <ab>Trpissd1.wav</ab>
 * (muttered curses) <ab>Trpissd2.wav</ab>
 * "Say hello to my little friend!" (from ) <ab>Trpissd3.wav</ab>

Ogre
Ready
 * "We're ready, master." "I'm not ready." <ab>Ogready.wav</ab>

What
 * "Huh?" "What?" <ab>Ogwhat1.wav</ab>
 * "What?" "Huh?" <ab>Ogwhat2.wav</ab>
 * "Yes?" <ab>Ogwhat3.wav</ab>
 * "Master?" <ab>Ogwhat4.wav</ab>

Yes
 * "Okay." <ab>Ogyessr1.wav</ab>
 * "Yes, master." <ab>Ogyessr2.wav</ab>
 * "Alright." <ab>Ogyessr3.wav</ab>

Pissed "I don't want to!" <ab>Ogpissd1.wav</ab> "Now I'm hungry!" <ab>Ogpissd2.wav</ab> "No, that way!" <ab>Ogpissd3.wav</ab>
 * "Yes, master."
 * "All right."
 * "This way."
 * (burp) "He did it!" "No, he did it!" <ab>Ogpissd4.wav</ab>
 * (fart) (Both laugh) <ab>Ogpissd5.wav</ab>

Ogre-Mage
Ready
 * "We're ready, master." <ab>Omready.wav</ab>

What
 * "Yes, master?" <ab>Omwhat1.wav</ab>
 * "What?" <ab>Omwhat2.wav</ab>
 * "Yes?" <ab>Omwhat3.wav</ab>
 * "What is it?" <ab>Omwhat4.wav</ab>

Yes
 * "Yes, master." <ab>Omyessr1.wav</ab>
 * "Of course." <ab>Omyessr2.wav</ab>
 * "Right away." <ab>Omyessr3.wav</ab>

Pissed
 * (burp) "We did it." <ab>Ompissd1.wav</ab>
 * "We're not brainless anymore." <ab>Ompissd2.wav</ab>
 * "I've got the brain." "Huh-uh!" <ab>Ompissd3.wav</ab>

Goblin Zeppelin
Ready
 * "Here I am." <ab>Gbready.wav</ab>

Yes
 * Flight sound <ab>Gbyessr1.wav</ab>

Pissed
 * "I can see my house!" <ab>Gbpissd1.wav</ab>
 * "I wish I had a weapon!" <ab>Gbpissd2.wav</ab>

Death Knight
Ready
 * "I'm alive!" <ab>Dkready.wav</ab>

What
 * "Yes?" <ab>Dkwhat1.wav</ab>
 * "Make it quick." <ab>Dkwhat2.wav</ab>

Yes
 * "Of course... master..." <ab>Dkyessr1.wav</ab>
 * "Very well." <ab>Dkyessr2.wav</ab>
 * (growls) <ab>Dkyessr3.wav</ab>

Pissed
 * "I'm growing impatient." <ab>Dkpissd1.wav</ab>
 * "Don't push it." <ab>Dkpissd2.wav</ab>
 * "When my work is finished, I'm coming back for you." <ab>Dkpissd3.wav</ab>

Goblin Sappers
Ready
 * "We're ready!" <ab>Goready.wav</ab>

What
 * "What?" <ab>Gowhat1.wav</ab>
 * "Yes?" <ab>Gowhat2.wav</ab>
 * "Who is it?" <ab>Gowhat3.wav</ab>
 * "Hello?" <ab>Gowhat4.wav</ab>

Yes
 * "Okay." <ab>Goyessr1.wav</ab>
 * "Certainly." <ab>Goyessr2.wav</ab>
 * "Yes, boss." <ab>Goyessr3.wav</ab>
 * "All right." <ab>Goyessr4.wav</ab>

Pissed
 * "We've got explosives!" <ab>Gopissd1.wav</ab>
 * "Kabooom!" <ab>Gopissd2.wav</ab>
 * "(singing) Ooooh, it's beautiful!" <ab>Gopissd3.wav</ab>

Horde Ships
Ready
 * "Done building ship." <ab>Oshpredy.wav</ab>

What
 * "Arg?" <ab>Oshpwht1.wav</ab>
 * "Aye, matey?" <ab>Oshpwht2.wav</ab>
 * "Yes, captain?" <ab>Oshpwht3.wav</ab>

Yes
 * "Ahoy." <ab>Oshpyes1.wav</ab>
 * "I would love to." <ab>Oshpyes2.wav</ab>
 * "You're the captain." <ab>Oshpyes3.wav</ab>
 * "Arg." (In the pre-release alpha)

Pissed
 * Crowd: "Yo ho!" <ab>Oshppis1.wav</ab>
 * "Who wants to sing?" <ab>Oshppis2.wav</ab>
 * (Orcs singing) <ab>Oshppis3.wav</ab>

Alleria
What
 * "What?" <ab>Alwhat1.wav</ab>
 * "Well?" <ab>Alwhat2.wav</ab>
 * "Hello?" <ab>Alwhat3.wav</ab>

Yes
 * "Let's go." <ab>Alyessr1.wav</ab>
 * "Move it." <ab>Alyessr2.wav</ab>
 * "Follow me." <ab>Alyessr3.wav</ab>

Pissed
 * "Excuse me!" <ab>Alpissd1.wav</ab>
 * "You never touch the other elves like that." <ab>Alpissd2.wav</ab>
 * "Do that again and you'll pull back a stump!" <ab>Alpissd3.wav</ab>

Danath
What
 * "What?" <ab>Dnwhat1.wav</ab>
 * "Need something?" <ab>Dnwhat2.wav</ab>
 * "Bring it on." <ab>Dnwhat3.wav</ab>

Yes
 * "Follow me." <ab>Dnyessr1.wav</ab>
 * "Step aside, junior." <ab>Dnyessr2.wav</ab>
 * "Draw steel, boys." <ab>Dnyessr3.wav</ab>

Pissed
 * "You talkin' to me?" (from ) <ab>Dnpisd1.wav</ab>
 * "Hands off, grubber." <ab>Dnpisd2.wav</ab>
 * "Don't waste my time." <ab>Dnpisd3.wav</ab>

Khadgar
What
 * "Hello?" <ab>Khwhat1.wav</ab>
 * "Who's there?" <ab>Khwhat2.wav</ab>
 * "Yes, what is it?" <ab>Khwhat3.wav</ab>

Yes
 * "If I must." <ab>Khyessr1.wav</ab>
 * "Alright, alright." <ab>Khyessr2.wav</ab>
 * "Yes." <ab>Khyessr3.wav</ab>

Pissed
 * "Do you know who I am?" <ab>Khpissd1.wav</ab>
 * "I'm very busy." <ab>Khpissd2.wav</ab>
 * "Are you still here?" <ab>Khpissd3.wav</ab>

Kurdran
What
 * "What?" <ab>Kuwhat1.wav</ab>
 * "Aye?" <ab>Kuwhat2.wav</ab>
 * "Yes, lad?" <ab>Kuwhat3.wav</ab>

Yes
 * "Alright." <ab>Kuyessr1.wav</ab>
 * "Ach, okay." <ab>Kuyessr2.wav</ab>
 * "Yes, sir." <ab>Kuyessr3.wav</ab>

Pissed
 * "I'll fling a hammer at you!" <ab>Kupissd1.wav</ab>
 * "You got a belly full of haggis." <ab>Kupissd2.wav</ab>
 * "Ach, there's no hope for this lad." <ab>Kupissd3.wav</ab>

Turalyon
What
 * "I am at your service." <ab>Tuwhat1.wav</ab>
 * "Command me." <ab>Tuwhat2.wav</ab>
 * "Orders, sire?" <ab>Tuwhat3.wav</ab>

Yes
 * "A noble quest." <ab>Tuyessr1.wav</ab>
 * "For Lothar." <ab>Tuyessr2.wav</ab>
 * "Of course, my king." <ab>Tuyessr3.wav</ab>

Pissed
 * "Why must you torment me?" <ab>Tupissd1.wav</ab>
 * "You think Lothar's death was my fault, don't you?" <ab>Tupissd2.wav</ab>
 * "I challenge you, heathen!" <ab>Tupissd3.wav</ab>

Deathwing
What
 * "What?" <ab>Dewhat1.wav</ab>
 * "Huhhh?" <ab>Dewhat2.wav</ab>
 * "I'm waiting." <ab>Dewhat3.wav</ab>

Yes
 * "Yes." <ab>Deyessr1.wav</ab>
 * (hisses) <ab>Deyessr2.wav</ab>
 * "Alright." <ab>Deyessr3.wav</ab>

Pissed
 * "Do you like fire?" <ab>Depissd1.wav</ab>
 * "I'm full of it!" <ab>Depissd2.wav</ab>
 * (breathes fire) <ab>Depissd3.wav</ab>

Dentarg
What
 * "Hmm?" <ab>Odwhat1.wav</ab>
 * "What do you want?" <ab>Odwhat2.wav</ab>
 * "Yes?" <ab>Odwhat3.wav</ab>

Yes
 * "At once, my master." <ab>Odyessr1.wav</ab>
 * "For Ner'zhul." <ab>Odyessr2.wav</ab>
 * "We're on our way." <ab>Odyessr3.wav</ab>

Pissed
 * "We don't understand." <ab>Odpissd1.wav</ab>
 * "Are you opposing Shadowmoon?" <ab>Odpissd2.wav</ab>
 * "Ner'zhul will have your head." <ab>Odpissd3.wav</ab>

Grom Hellscream
What
 * "Whaat?" <ab>Grwhat1.wav</ab>
 * "Tell me what to do!" <ab>Grwhat2.wav</ab>
 * "Yeess?" <ab>Grwhat3.wav</ab>

Yes
 * "Slice and dice!" <ab>Gryessr1.wav</ab>
 * "Take it!" <ab>Gryessr2.wav</ab>
 * "Time to die!" <ab>Gryessr3.wav</ab>

Pissed
 * "Welcome to my nightmare!" (from "" by Alice Cooper) <ab>Grpissd1.wav</ab>
 * "I am Iron Man!" (from "" by Black Sabbath) <ab>Grpissd2.wav</ab>
 * "Feelings!" (from "" by Morris Albert) <ab>Grpissd3.wav</ab>

Kargath Bladefist
What
 * "Need a hand?" <ab>Kawhat1.wav</ab>
 * "Yeah?" <ab>Kawhat2.wav</ab>
 * "Huh?" <ab>Kawhat3.wav</ab>

Yes
 * "I'm on it." <ab>Kayessr1.wav</ab>
 * "Chop chop!" <ab>Kayessr2.wav</ab>
 * "Yep." <ab>Kayessr3.wav</ab>

Pissed
 * "Stop it!" <ab>Kapissd1.wav</ab>
 * "You...!" <ab>Kapissd2.wav</ab>
 * "Do you feel lucky, punk?" (from ) <ab>Kapissd3.wav</ab>

Teron Gorefiend
What
 * "Greetings." <ab>Tewhat1.wav</ab>
 * "Yeess?" <ab>Tewhat2.wav</ab>
 * "What?" <ab>Tewhat3.wav</ab>

Yes
 * "Immediately." <ab>Teyessr1.wav</ab>
 * "Whatever you wish." <ab>Teyessr2.wav</ab>
 * "I'd be delighted!" <ab>Teyessr3.wav</ab>

Pissed
 * "That doesn't hurt." <ab>Tepissd1.wav</ab>
 * "This is the reason I ended it all." <ab>Tepissd2.wav</ab>
 * "Stop that incessant clicking!" <ab>Tepissd3.wav</ab>