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HordeA Lost Lad
Start Warden Stillwater
End Johnny Awesome
Level 7-30
Category Hillsbrad Foothills
Experience 825
Reputation +75 Undercity
Previous H [7-30] Discretion is Key
H [7-30] For Science!
Next H [7-30] Freedom for Lydon

Objectives[]

Find Johnny Awesome at the Sludge Fields in Hillsbrad Foothills.

Description[]

It was only yesterday that I sent him out to investigate the farm directly east of here, but it feels like an eternity has passed!

True perfection. The way his blond locks framed his perfect blood elf face... Such strength. I didn't want to send him away, but he insisted! How could I refuse him?

Alas, poor Johnny Awesome has not returned! I fear the worst, <name>. Find him!

Completion[]

<Johnny is sobbing loudly.>

Tw... Twinkles!!!! Th... It killed her!

<Johnny continues to cry>

Notes[]

When entering the building:

Master Apothecary Lydon says: YOU THERE! Yes, you, <class>! I have been captured against my will and imprisoned illegaly[sic] by Warden Stillwater. Get me out of this cage and I will explain everything.
Removed from game The subject of this section has been removed from World of Warcraft.

Prior to Shadowlands, this quest was named Little Girl Lost and featured Stillwater humorously mistaking Johnny Awesome for a woman. The original quest description read:

It was only yesterday that I sent her out to investigate the farm directly east of here, but it feels like an eternity has passed!
I knew it was true love the minute I saw her. Her lovely blonde locks and the way they framed her perfect blood elf face... She melted my shriveled heart. I didn't want to send her out, but she was so demanding! I had to give her what she asked for! Who could refuse such a vision?
Alas, poor Jenny Awesome has not returned! I fear the worst, <name>. Find her!

The last completion sentence was:

<Johnny continues to cry. Little snot bubbles form in his nostrils.>

Progression[]

Introduction and Azurelode Mine[]

Optional breadcrumbs: H [7-30] Empire of Dirt or H [7-30] Warchief's Command: Hillsbrad Foothills!

  1. H [7-30] Welcome to the Machine
  2. H [7-30] Trouble at Azurelode & H [7-30] Glorious Harvest & H [7-30] Past Their Prime
  3. H [7-30] Human Infestation & H [7-30] Thieving Little Monsters! & H [7-30] Coastal Delicacies!
  4. H [7-30] Deep Mine Rescue

Sludge Fields[]

  1. H [7-30] Trouble at the Sludge Fields
  2. H [7-30] No One Here Gets Out Alive
  3. H [7-30] Discretion is Key & H [7-30] For Science!
    Side quest: H [7-30] The Battle for Hillsbrad, H [7-30] Do the Right Thing
  4. H [7-30] A Lost Lad
  5. H [7-30] Freedom for Lydon
  6. H [7-30] Protocol & H [7-30] Do it for Twinkles
  7. H [7-30] Burnside Must Fall
  8. H [7-30] A Blight Upon the Land

Ruins of Southshore[]

  1. H [7-30] Trouble at Southshore
  2. H [7-30] Studies in Lethality & H [7-30] Green Living & H [7-30] Helcular's Rod Giveth... & H [7-30] Helcular's Command
    Side quest: H [7-30] Angry Scrubbing Bubbles, H [7-30G2] Trail of Filth

Purgation Isle[]

  1. H [7-30] Can You Smell What the Lok'tar is Cooking? (optional breadcrumb)
  2. H [7-30] *Gurgle* HELP! *Gurgle*
  3. H [7-30] Stormpike Rendezvous
  4. H [7-30] Kasha Will Fly Again
    Side quest: H [7-30] Terrible Little Creatures
  5. H [7-30] The Road to Purgation
  6. H [7-30] They Will Never Expect This...
  7. H [7-30] Heroes of the Horde!

Tarren Mill[]

Alterac Mountains[]

  1. H [7-30] Aid of the Frostwolf (breadcrumb in Tarren Mill)
  2. H [7-30] Matters of Loyalty
  3. H [7-30] March of the Stormpike
  4. H [7-30] Breaking the Hand
    1. H [7-30] Cry of the Banshee
    2. H [7-30] Decimation
    3. H [7-30] Infiltration & H [7-30] Deception and Trickery
    4. H [7-30] Domination
  5. H [7-30] Stormpike Apocalypse

Patch changes[]

External links[]

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