An Ode to Returning Heroes

An Ode to Returning Heroes was uploaded on 27 May 2021 for World of Warcraft: Burning Crusade Classic.

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Singer: Wow! Hard to believe it's been 14 years. Right, Blanchy?

Blanchy: Neigh!

Music starts

Singer: So here's a little ode, to some of the heroes coming back...

Singer: the ones who started at Burning Crusade,

Singer: I will give their stories a whack.

Pans over to a blacksmith making a sword.

Singer: The last time these heroes were here, they charged right through the portal...

Singer: then carved through all our enemies to the point they seemed immortal.

Singer: Yeah, they got stomped by the Fel Reaver, that twenty-story brute...

Fel Reaver roaring noise.

Singer: but that won't stop me from giving their horn a toot.

Crowd: Our heroes have returned.

Singer: So let us begin with this hunter here, an epic adventurer who...

Singer: took out the troll, Zul'Jin^[sic] and that dragon killer, Gruul.

Singer: And this is back in Classic, with all those brutal fights...

Singer: especially Kael'thas who caused a thousand wipes.

Hunter: That was merely a setback!

Singer: Our heroes have returned.

Singer: Now he was a hero to the Blood Elves, and she to the new Draenei.

Singer: She drove us all crazy with that Phoenix mount she'd fly.

Singer: And SHE stormed the Black Temple, not a single soul was spared...

Singer: and she showed the mighty Illidan it was HE who was not prepared!

Druid: I can't believe it's her.

Singer: With everybody coming back, preparing adventures anew...

Singer: our heroes have a chance to change the stories as they choose.

Singer: Whether they become explorers or masters of the raid...

Singer: All hail, every legend of the Burning Crusade!

Singer: All hail, every legend of the Burning Crusaaaaade!

Heroes march toward the Dark Portal.

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