Bing Zapcrackle

Bing Zapcrackle
Title	<Steamwheedle Preservation Society>
Gender	Male
Race	Goblin (Humanoid)
Level	10-40
Reaction	Alliance Horde
Affiliation(s)	Steamwheedle Preservation Society
Location	Warspear, Ashran
Status	Alive

Bing Zapcrackle is a goblin found in Warspear's Microshop of Ashran.

Dialogue[]

Zapcrackle is locked in negotiations with Examiner Remy Starminder of The Reliquary, regarding some artifacts from the island.

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Zapcrackle: Hey! What's the big idea trying to bring your goons in here to stop my business?

Starminder: Business?! These are priceless artifacts that you're offloading here!

Zapcrackle: In my experience, 'priceless' just means really expensive. What do you expect me to do, give them away?

Starminder: The Horde needs those artifacts! We must study them if we wish to gain the upper hand in this war.

Zapcrackle: That still doesn't answer my question.

Starminder: Listen, you green little twerp! You'll hand over the artifacts or we will be forced to take them!

Zapcrackle: Easy pal, how 'bout I give you a nice discount and you can be on your way. How does five percent sound?

Starminder: Are you mad?

Zapcrackle: Fair enough, ten. And I wouldn't try any funny business if I were you. Nobody wants in bad with the Cartel.

Even though he had the title of a Steamwheedle, he was tagged as part of the Bilgewater Cartel which was probably an oversight, and was fixed at some point.