Caretaker Alen

For the Drustvar NPC, see Caretaker Allen.

Caretaker Alen
Title	<The Argent Dawn>
Gender	Male
Race	Human (Humanoid)
Level	15-30
Reaction	Alliance Horde
Affiliation(s)	Argent Dawn
Location	Light's Hope Chapel, Eastern Plaguelands[73.8, 57.6]
Status	Alive
Relative(s)	Christoph (father)

Caretaker Alen is a human general goods vendor located near Light's Hope Chapel in the Eastern Plaguelands.

He is affiliated with the Argent Dawn. He was the son of Christoph who was killed by the Scourge. During the Scourge Invasion, his father was "freed" from his torment. He appears to be a bit touched in the head, as he is constantly babbling nonsense to himself.

Vendor information

	5x [Forest Mushroom Cap] 25			5x [Red-Speckled Mushroom] 1 25
	5x [Spongy Morel] 5			5x [Delicious Cave Mold] 10
	5x [Raw Black Truffle] 20			5x [Dried King Bolete] 40
	5x [Refreshing Spring Water] 25			5x [Ice Cold Milk] 1 25
	5x [Melon Juice] 5			5x [Sweet Nectar] 10
	5x [Moonberry Juice] 20			5x [Morning Glory Dew] 40
	5x [Moist Cornbread] 5			5x [Soft Banana Bread] 20
	[Heavy Brown Bag] 2			[Huge Brown Sack] 10
	[Simple Wood] 38

Previously sold

Alen offered these items after  [45] Document from the Front was completed.

	[Blacksteel Throwing Dagger] 6 80			[Freshly-Squeezed Lemonade] 34
	[Friendship Bread] 34

The subject of this section has been removed from World of Warcraft but is present in Classic.

	[Accurate Slugs] 10			[Brown Leather Satchel] 25
	[Deadly Throwing Axe] 2			[Flint and Tinder] 1 35
	[Gleaming Throwing Axe] 8			[Heavy Shot] 50
	[Heavy Throwing Dagger] 2			[Jagged Arrow] 10
	[Keen Throwing Knife] 75			[Razor Arrow] 3
	[Sharp Arrow] 50			[Sharp Throwing Axe] 75
	[Solid Shot] 3			[Wicked Throwing Dagger] 8

Quests

The subject of this section has been removed from World of Warcraft but is present in Classic.

•  [55] Zaeldarr the Outcast
•  [60D] The Restless Souls
•  [45] Document from the Front (indirectly involved)

Quotes

• "They hand the corpses to me, I toss them in the pit."
• "The what-bringer? Oh, ASHbringer? Never heard of it... What? Stop bothering me!"
• "And then the Tauren said, '13 INCHES'"
• "I don't get paid enough for this bull excrement!"
• "Hey! Do you like the sauce? The sauce is good, no?"
• "Just sit right back and you'll hear a ta... *hic* a tai... *hic* a taiiii *hic* Damnit!"
• "I can't take these taxes! F.I.C.A. me? F.I.C.A. YOU!"
• "I come from the land down under... where women plague and men sunder."
• "I should have taken the translucent pill."

Trivia

• "Do you like the sauce?" is a reference to "Hub's Gyros," a Saturday Night Live skit.
• "Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale" is a reference to Gilligan's Island.
• "I should have taken the translucent pill" is a reference to The Matrix.
• "I come from the land down under" is a reference to the song "Down Under" by Men at Work.

See also

• Ashbringer#In World of Warcraft
• List of Eastern Plaguelands NPCs

External links

• Wowhead
• WoWDB