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Grab the Gadgetzan Times Issue #1!
Hitting news stands around Azeroth is the latest, most informative and entertaining magazine in all of Azerothian history: the Gadgetzan Times! Published by Sparkle Entertainment Lightning & Fireworks, the Gadgetzan Times will bring the far reaches of the world right to your doorstep. From the Plaguelands to Tanaris, and everywhere in-between, the hard-working goblins will be filing their reports and interviews with the head office; they will leave no stone unturned in their quest for interesting, provocative, humorous, or just plain quirky stories.
Announcing the Gadgetzan Times
A new magazine is always a new adventure. As its Editor-in-chief, I am very proud to present to you this first issue of the Gadgetzan Times.
Of course, not everything is perfect, but we aim for this magazine to blaze a trail on the path of information, fun, and entertainment for all our readers. In our upcoming issues, you will find loads of articles covering various, interesting topics such as "timing your explosive devices appropriately." We also plan to publish exclusive interviews with members of every race, question oracles about the future of our world, and provide historical insights on today's events.
I am also proud to be the first editor of the Gadgetzan Times. Rest assured that our articles will be fully researched and based on well-documented investigations. So stay tuned and don't forget to grab your free copy of the Gadgetzan Times at any goblin news stand!
Typoe Crunchmode Editor-in-chief of the Gadgetzan Times
- PRESS RELEASE
A Sparkling new magazine lands in Azeroth! "We, at the Gadgetzan Times, are very proud to offer to you the glorious first issue of our new magazine. "Never before has there been such expectancy for a free magazine", says Sparkle Steamburst, president of Sparkle Entertainment Lightning & Fireworks. At a press meeting held at Gadgetzan, in front of numerous people, the owner of the Gadgetzan Times made some important announcements.
"I am very confident that our new team, led by Editor-in-chief Typoe Crunchmode, will achieve, with this magazine, the high standard that our Fireworks team has always provided to our customers and will, to quote our company motto, 'Let it sparkle.'"
"Also, let's not forget that the goal of the free press is to inform our readers of all the new events and breakthroughs in the world, so that they will be fully informed."
"Finally, I am proud to announce our newly-founded joint venture with the Royal Photographic Society of Azeroth. This will provide us a great opportunity to cut our illustrations' cost by 20%, and will provide a better visibility to the often-misunderstood Forsaken". As usual the press meeting ended with a huge fireworks display.
About Sparkle Entertainment Lightning & Fireworks: founded 8 years ago, Sparkle Entertainment Lightning & Fireworks, part of the Steamwheedle Cartel, specialized first in munitions, explosives, and fireworks. After winning numerous explosive awards, Sparkle Steamburst, president of S.E.L.F., founded a successful association with the gnomish company Blast Yesterday Expectations, expanding their activities and developing a catalogue named Hacks & Fires. Even after the unfortunate disappearance of B.Y.E., the idea of a brand new magazine was always in the mind of S.E.L.F president, Sparkle Steamburst. Gadgetzan Times is already a best giver at all affiliated Goblin Shops. For further information, contact Jolta Candleflash via the normal mailing services.