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This article is a copy of "Mailbag", an official article by Blizzard Entertainment located in the "Gadgetzan Times" of the old website.

Welcome to the Mailbag

Our readers write in with their concerns, opinions, and suggestions about the recent editions of the Gadgetzan Times. Read their feedback below!

Readers' Letters

Sir, As a pit engineer working at the Mirage Racetrack in the Shimmering Flats, I was most pleased to read the article about the races. I just want to point out to your readership that races are held daily, and all are invited to watch. The spectacle is always exciting, and contrary to what those gnomes say, we goblins do, frequently, win. So come and enjoy a good day out at the Mirage Raceway, and bring the family!

Jizzle Grikbot

Goblin Pit Team, Mirage Raceway, Thousand Needles.


Sir, This letter is actually directed to Mr. Gerald Crowe who had written to Auntie Fizzle about having problems with his undead ex-wife. As an undead myself, I have been finding it hard to get a date with a nice lady. I was wondering if Mr. Crowe would be able to introduce me to his ex-wife.

Garth Beeks [I'm just a soul whose intentions are good...]

Undercity.


Sir, Thank you for your informative article about a day in the life of a Gadgetzan bruiser. However, you forgot to mention one thing. The wives! Most of the bruisers have wives, including my own dear husband. So to all you adventurers who keep hitting my husband over the head, frost trapping him, stunning him and fearing him… please think twice in the future. He has a family!

Heckle Ricksprinkle

Gadgetzan.


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