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Kaja'Cola

Kaja'Cola is a common item found all over Kezan during the Goblin starting experience. It is a carbonated beverage manufactured from distilling the juice out of priceless kaja'mite. Using the item has the player yell out a random "idea" and will increase Intellect by 2 for ten minutes.

The beverage is the Bilgewater Cartel's best-selling product of all time.^[1] Kaja'Cola's mascots are Jinxy the Weasel^[2] and a goblin wench-monger.^[3] Kaja'Cola Balloons were advertising the product around Bilgewater Port.

Apparently, it is possible to form a serious dependence (addiction) to Kaja'Cola.^[4]

With the destruction of Kezan, Kaja'Cola is becoming increasingly hard to find.^[5]

Quotes

A big convention, see? To show off all of our inventions. We call it GoblinCon. And we give away special pets! Except most people will probably sell them for profit on the auction house.
A binary number system. It uses only two numbers, 6 and 11.
A globe that shows the inside of the planet... on the outside. So you know where to dig!
A truck that delivers ice-cream. With a catapult.
Attach two vehicles to a bigger vehicle, and then have the passengers jump from one vehicle to the other!
Bagel-holes!
Chocolate-flavored vanilla!
Clowns. Except instead of making you laugh, they're for beating.
Distilling the juice out of Kaja'mite to make a delicious, carbonated beverage that will give people IDEAS! Hey, wait a minute...
Dwarves. In. Space!
Earwax. It's got to be good for SOMETHING.
Edible beds. So you can have breakfast in bed. Beds... for breakfast!
Electrical wires used to send messages over great distances... no, impractical. Giant rockets, with speakers attached...
Fake food! Created by grinding up real food and pressing it into shapes of different food. With artificial flavoring!
Feed pigs rubber, 'til they bounce. There's got to be an application for that.
Flerberts. I'm not sure what they do, but I'd better lock down the name with a trademark.
Games you can play with your face!
Giant gnomes. No, wait... tiny giants!
Gloves with built-in clappers, for hands-free clapping.
Goblins with gills!
Half man... half sharkalligator!
Handheld one-way mirrors!
Headshoes!
Houses made of dirt! When you clean them... THEY'RE GONE.
How about smiling monkey wallets?
How about this: Instant water! Just add... oh.
Invisible bunnies! We'll put them all over the place, and they'll control everything!
Invisible condiments. For an unobstructed view of your food.
It's like bungie-jumping, right? But without a cord, see? And you start at the bottom. I guess it's just sorta like regular jumping. But with guns.
I've got it: Squeezable rocks!
Leashes... with pre-attached pets.
Motorized gravy-boat. With laser lump vaporizer!
Mouse-sized beartraps... no... Bear-sized mousetraps!!
Murder permits!
Nose-stenders. For smelling things in different rooms.
Portable gasoline squirt-guns!
Recycling! But, for stuff that's never been used before.
Shoes with wheels on them. And gloves with wheels on them - for when you fall down.
So I have this idea for a movie. Three gnomes find a bracelet of power...
Soap on a rope! Attached to a chain! Mounted via a steel cable. To some soap.
Spoon sharpeners!
Stairways... for horizontal surfaces!
State-sponsored healthcare!
String-less kites!
Tauren Paladins!
Tether-footbomb!
Thirteen-sided dice!
Water-proof soap! For underwater use!
We put a whole town... in a tiny little box!
What if we were to ORGANIZE crime?
See also: Refreshment Vendor and Morale Boost.

Notes

The "Dwarves. In. Space!" quote is reference to a recurring skit from The Muppet Show called "Pigs in Space" (introduced similarly to how "Dwarves in Space" is type-spaced). Alternately, it may be a reference to a video created by machinima artist, Oxhorn, titled "Orcs. In. Space!", which was inspired by the aforementioned routine. It may also be a reference to The Lost Vikings, a video game created by Blizzard Entertainment (then Silicon & Synapse) in which three norse warriors (who look like dwarves) must escape from an alien spaceship.
The "invisible bunnies that control everything" are a reference to how Blizzard uses invisible NPC's with bunny models to control certain events.
Goblins with gills exist in the game.
As of Cataclysm, tauren are able to be paladins, known as Sunwalkers.
Goblin technology does allow putting a whole town in a little box, and also it references to a Fallout Game (especially to a GECK[1]).
"Half man... half sharkalligator!" is a reference to the Dr. Octagon song "halfsharkalligatorhalfman"
"GoblinCon" is a reference to BlizzCon, where the exclusive companion pets they hand out often end up on being sold on eBay.
"Three gnomes find a bracelet of power" is a reference to one of the /silly jokes for human males which parodies The Lord of the Rings.
Mebok Mizzyrix wanted to brew "smart drinks" out of raptor horns.^[6]

Gallery

Jinxy the Weasel
Goblin Billboard.jpg

Goblin Billboard

Patch changes

Patch 4.0.3a (2010-11-23): Added.

References

External links

[1] [1-20] Kaja'Cola

[2] Kaja'Cola Balloon quotes

[3] Goblin Wench-Monger concept art

[4] [8-30] A Special Surprise

[5] [Dented Can of Kaja'Cola]

[6] [18] Raptor Horns

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-'''Kaja'Cola''' is a common item found all over [[Kezan]] during the [[Goblin starting experience]].  It is a carbonated beverage manufactured from distilling the juice out of priceless [[kaja'mite]].  Using the item has the player yell out a random "idea" and will increase Intellect by 2 for ten minutes.
+'''Kaja'Cola''' is a common item found all over [[Kezan (starting zone)|Kezan]] during the [[Goblin starting experience]].  It is a carbonated beverage manufactured from distilling the juice out of priceless [[kaja'mite]].  Using the item has the player yell out a random "idea" and will increase Intellect by 2 for ten minutes.
-The beverage is the [[Bilgewater Cartel]]'s best-selling product of all time.<ref>[[Quest:Kaja'Cola]]</ref> Kaja'Cola's mascots are Jinxy the Weasel<ref>[[Kaja'Cola Balloon]] quotes</ref> and a goblin wench-monger.<ref>Concept art of the figure on the billboards</ref>
+The beverage is the [[Bilgewater Cartel]]'s best-selling product of all time.<ref>[[Kaja'Cola (quest)]]</ref> Kaja'Cola's mascots are [[Jinxy the Weasel]]<ref>[[Kaja'Cola Balloon]] quotes</ref> and a [[Goblin Wench-Monger|goblin wench-monger]].<ref>[[:File:Rich goblin and hobgoblin concept.jpg|Goblin Wench-Monger concept art]]</ref> [[Kaja'Cola Balloon]]s were advertising the product around [[Bilgewater Port]].
-Apparently, it is possible to form a serious dependence (addiction) to Kaja'Cola.<ref>[[Quest:A Special Surprise]]</ref>
+Apparently, it is possible to form a serious dependence (addiction) to Kaja'Cola.<ref>[[A Special Surprise]]</ref>
+With the destruction of [[Kezan]], Kaja'Cola is becoming increasingly hard to find.<ref>[[Dented Can of Kaja'Cola]]</ref>
-==Notes==
+==Quotes==
 *{{text|yell|A big convention, see? To show off all of our inventions. We call it GoblinCon. And we give away special pets! Except most people will probably sell them for profit on the auction house.}}
 *{{text|yell|A binary number system. It uses only two numbers, 6 and 11.}}
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 *{{text|yell|Recycling! But, for stuff that's never been used before.}}
 *{{text|yell|Shoes with wheels on them. And gloves with wheels on them - for when you fall down.}}
+*{{text|yell|So I have this idea for a movie. Three gnomes find a bracelet of power...}}
 *{{text|yell|Soap on a rope! Attached to a chain! Mounted via a steel cable. To some soap.}}
 *{{text|yell|Spoon sharpeners!}}
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 *{{text|yell|We put a whole town... in a tiny little box!}}
 *{{text|yell|What if we were to ORGANIZE crime?}}
+*See also: [[Refreshment Vendor#Quotes|Refreshment Vendor]] and [[Morale Boost#Notes|Morale Boost]].
+==Notes==
-==Explanations and references==
-*The "Dwarves. In.  Space!" quote is reference to a [[Wikipedia:The Muppet Show#Recurring skits|recurring skit from ''The Muppet Show'']] called "Pigs in Space" (introduced similarly to how "Dwarves in Space" is type-spaced).  Alternately, it may be a reference to a video created by machinima artist, Oxhorn, titled "Orcs. In. Space!", which was inspired by the aforementioned routine. It may also be a reference to The Lost Vikings, a video game created by Blizzard Entertainment (then Silicon & Synapse) in which three norse warriors (who look like dwarves) must escape from an alien spaceship.
+*The "Dwarves. In.  Space!" quote is reference to a [[Wikipedia:The Muppet Show#Recurring skits|recurring skit from ''The Muppet Show'']] called "Pigs in Space" (introduced similarly to how "Dwarves in Space" is type-spaced).  Alternately, it may be a reference to a video created by machinima artist, Oxhorn, titled "Orcs. In. Space!", which was inspired by the aforementioned routine. It may also be a reference to ''[[The Lost Vikings franchise|The Lost Vikings]]'', a video game created by Blizzard Entertainment (then Silicon & Synapse) in which three norse warriors (who look like dwarves) must escape from an alien spaceship.
-*The "invisible bunnies that control everything" are a reference to how [[Blizzard Entertainment|Blizzard]] uses invisible NPC's with bunny models to control certain events.
+*The "invisible bunnies that control everything" are a reference to how [[Blizzard Entertainment|Blizzard]] uses [[Bunny triggers|invisible NPC's with bunny models]] to control certain events.
 *[[Gilgoblin|Goblins with gills]] exist in the game.
-*As of [[Cataclysm]], [[tauren]] are able to be [[paladin]]s.
+*As of ''[[Cataclysm]]'', [[tauren]] are able to be [[paladin]]s, known as [[Sunwalkers]].
 *Goblin technology does allow putting [[Town-In-A-Box|a whole town in a little box]], and also it references to a Fallout Game (especially to a GECK[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garden_of_Eden_Creation_Kit|]).
 *"Half man... half sharkalligator!" is a reference to the Dr. Octagon song "halfsharkalligatorhalfman"
 *"GoblinCon" is a reference to [[BlizzCon]], where the exclusive [[companion]] pets they hand out often end up on being sold on eBay.
+*"Three gnomes find a bracelet of power" is a reference to one of the [[Jokes#Human male|/silly jokes]] for [[human (playable)|human]] males which parodies ''{{Wp|The Lord of the Rings}}''.
+*[[Mebok Mizzyrix]] wanted to brew "smart drinks" out of [[raptor]] horns.<ref>[[Raptor Horns]]</ref>
-==Patch changes==
+==Gallery==
-* {{Patch 4.0.3a|note=Added.}}
-== Gallery ==
 <gallery widths="120">
 File:Jinxy the Weasel.jpg|Jinxy the Weasel
 File:Goblin Billboard.jpg|Goblin Billboard
 </gallery>
+==Patch changes==
+*{{Patch 4.0.3a|note=Added.}}
 ==See also==
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 *[[Empty Banana Kaja'Cola Bottle]]
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+*[[Dented Can of Kaja'Cola]]
+*[[Extra-Strength Kaja'Cola]]
+*[[Kaja'Extreme]]
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