Learn 2 Play is a song written by Clint Hackleman, who also produces videos for Myndflame. The machinima video was created by the Hackleman Brothers: D.W. and Clint Hackleman. This author has written other WoW fan songs like "MC Raiders", "HMS Theramore", and "She's a Man" which was a winner of the Blizzcon 2008 song contest.
before I'm gonna get an upgrade
Four A.M. don't matter cuz I got nothing better to do
It's time for skool
I earned every epic you got by skippin class stupid ass,
Don't be a hater!
I'll tell ya how to learn to play,
Ya gotta play WoW evey day.
Chorus
You've got to play WoW
You've got to play WoW
You've got to play WoW
You've got to play every day
You've got to play WoW
You've got to play WoW
You've got to play WoW
You've got to play every day
You wanna be a PvP god
Sportin rank fourteen gear like that warrior's got
Quit your job, who needs forty grand
When you got a shiny weapon that can two-shot Rag.
Don't push your rank!
But I'm tired!
I don't care if you got the best gear in the game,
Don't you want rewards from Burning Crusade?
No not really.
Learn to play!
Chorus
Gold, gold, swimming in gold
Time to make a twink it'll never get old.
Rolling over cloth with my twenty-nine rogue,
Crusader enchant on every weapon I own!
Aww hax! What the fuck- Pwned Crit[Aimed Shot] from across the zone?
Button-mashing lucky bastard, I was on the phone!
