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Maxima Blastenheimer is a gnome Darkmoon Faire cannoneer located at the Darkmoon Island, which is only available during the monthly Darkmoon Faire event. She operates the Blastenheimer 5000 Ultra Cannon.
Welcome! Step right up, don't be shy.
This here is my pride and joy... the Blastenheimer 5000 Ultra Cannon! Ain't she pretty?
- Launch me!
How do I use the cannon?
- You'll "float" for a little while after you're shot, but you can descend quickly by dropping the "wings" I'll give you.
- You're aiming for a big floating target in the water right off the boardwalk.
- Just don't drop your wings while you're still over the ground, or... well... I don't sell life insurance!
- Cannon blast! Who wants to get shot out of a cannon?
- Step up to get blown up!
- Don't worry about your weight, this cannon can handle any payload!
- Transportation to the other end of the faire!
- Maxima Blastenheimer appears as a legendary hunter card in the Madness at the Darkmoon Faire expansion for Hearthstone. Her flavor text reads: "Believe it or not, this is only the faire's fourth most dangerous game."