Never Ask Me About My Business

Never Ask Me About My Business
Start	Narain Soothfancy
End	Dirge Quikcleave
Level	60 (Requires 60)
Category	Tanaris
Previous	[60] Translating the Ledger
Next	[60R] The Isle of Dread!

This quest starts the [500 Pound Chicken] portion of the [Blue Scepter Shard] fork of [The Scepter of the Shifting Sands] quest line to open the Gates of Ahn'Qiraj. Players must have completed [60] Translating the Ledger before Narain Soothfancy will offer this quest.

Objectives[]

Narain Soothfancy in Tanaris wants you to speak with Dirge Quikcleave in Gadgetzan.

Description[]

If there is one thing that you should know about me, it is this: NEVER ask me about my business! I work with things you simply cannot understand. Like for example: Do you know what a psychotronic muzzledorf is? Of course you don't! And that's why we leave the planning to me and the fetching to you.

As I said earlier, if this is going to work, we're going to need a 500 pound chicken.

Head to Gadgetzan and speak with Dirge Quickcleave - he'll get you started on finding a suitable specimen.

Rewards[]

You will receive:

39
660 XP

Completion[]

A 500 pound chicken? There's no such thing! Not anymore, at least. I knew of such a chicken... The Black Chicken of Death...

<Dirge's voice trails off.>

But yes, nobody ever saw that chicken and lived to tell the tale. I've got an idea that could benefit the both of us, kid.

Notes[]

Dirge Quickcleave is located in the Gadgetzan inn.
The title "Never Ask Me About My Business" is a line spoken by Micheal Corleone in the Godfather.
El Pollo Grande (the "Black Chicken of Death", as referred to by Dirge Quikcleave) can be seen upon turning in the quest [55] Kroshius' Infernal Core to Niby the Almighty.