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This article contains lore taken from Warcraft II: Tides of Darkness, Warcraft II: Beyond the Dark Portal, the manuals, and/or official bonus maps.

Warcraft II

Setup program

(clicking the sound test button)

  • "Your sound card works perfectly."
  • "Enjoying yourself?"
  • "It doesn't get any better than this!"

Alliance

Building creation

  • "Work completed." (same as in Warcraft I) ▶️

Under attack

  • "We are under attack!" (same as in Warcraft I) ▶️
  • "The town is under attack!" (same as in Warcraft I) ▶️

Death sound ▶️

Peasant

Ready

What

Yes

Job Complete

Pissed

Footman

Ready

What

Yes

Pissed

Special

  • "You played the shareware, now buy the game." (in the shareware version) ▶️
  • "In the retail version I'm much funnier." (in the shareware version) ▶️
  • "8-player network and multiplayer capability with full Red Book audio and movies in the full retail version. Buy it now!" (in the shareware version) ▶️
  • "I love your publication!" (in the Warcraft II pre-release version, sent to magazines for reviews)
  • "Remember: A good review... for Warcraft II." (in the pre-release review version)
  • "You're the best writer in all the land!" (in the pre-release review version)
  • "Have we kissed your butt enough yet?" (in the pre-release review version)

Elven Archer/Ranger

Ready

What

Yes

Pissed

Knight/Paladin

Ready

What

Yes

Pissed

Gnomish Flying Machine

Ready

Yes

Pissed

Demolition Squad

Ready

What

Yes

Pissed

Mage

Ready

What

Yes

Pissed

Alliance Ships

Ready

What

Yes

Pissed

Horde

Under attack

  • "We're being attacked!" (rerecorded line from Warcraft I) ▶️
  • "They're destroying our city!" (rerecorded line from Warcraft I) ▶️

Death sound ▶️

Peon/Grunt

Ready

What

Yes

Job Complete

  • "Work complete." (rerecorded line from Warcraft I) ▶️

Pissed

Special

  • "You good looking for a human." (in the shareware version) ▶️
  • "You buy the retail version, or I'll chop you up into little bits!" (in the shareware version) ▶️
  • "You buy full version? Pleeease?" (in the shareware version) ▶️
  • "You go buy now or I sing. (sings)' (in the shareware version) ▶️
  • "You give good review or I will chop you into little bits!" (in the Warcraft II pre-release version, sent to magazines for reviews)
  • "You give good review? Pleeease?" (in the pre-release review version)

Troll Axethrower/Berserker

Ready

What

Yes

Pissed

Ogre

Ready

What

Yes

Pissed

Ogre-Mage

Ready

What

Yes

Pissed

Goblin Zeppelin

Ready

Yes

Pissed

Death Knight

Ready

What

Yes

Pissed

Goblin Sappers

Ready

What

Yes

Pissed

Horde Ships

Ready

What

Yes

Pissed

Heroes (Beyond the Dark Portal)

Alleria

What

Yes

Pissed

Danath

What

Yes

Pissed

Khadgar

What

Yes

Pissed

Kurdran

What

Yes

Pissed

Turalyon

What

Yes

Pissed

Deathwing

What

Yes

Pissed

Dentarg

What

Yes

Pissed

Grom Hellscream

What

Yes

Pissed

Kargath Bladefist

What

Yes

Pissed

Teron Gorefiend

What

Yes

Pissed