Quotes of Warcraft II

Quotes » Warcraft II

This article contains lore taken from Warcraft II: Tides of Darkness, Warcraft II: Beyond the Dark Portal, the manuals, and/or official bonus maps.

Warcraft II

Setup program

(clicking the sound test button)

"Your sound card works perfectly."
"Enjoying yourself?"
"It doesn't get any better than this!"

Alliance

Building creation

"Work completed." (same as in Warcraft I) ▶️

Under attack

"We are under attack!" (same as in Warcraft I) ▶️
"The town is under attack!" (same as in Warcraft I) ▶️

Death sound ▶️

Peasant

Ready

"Ready to serve." ▶️

What

"Yes?" ▶️
"Milord?" ▶️
"What is it?" ▶️
"Hello." ▶️

Yes

"Okay." ▶️
"Right-o." ▶️
"Alright." ▶️
"Yes, milord." ▶️

Job Complete

"Job's done." ▶️

Pissed

"Oh, what?" ▶️
"Ye... huh?" ▶️
"Now what?" ▶️
"More work?" ▶️
"Leave me alone!" ▶️
"I don't want to do this!" ▶️
"I'm not listening." ▶️

Footman

Ready

"Awaiting orders." ▶️

What

"Your command?" ▶️
"Your orders?" ▶️
"Yes, sire?" ▶️
"Yes?" ▶️
"My lord?" ▶️
"At your service." ▶️

Yes

"Yes." ▶️
"Yes, my lord." ▶️
"As you wish." ▶️
"At once, sire." ▶️

Pissed

"Make up your mind." ▶️
"Are you still touching me?" (from Warcraft: Orcs & Humans) ▶️
"Don't you have a kingdom to run?" ▶️
"I do have work to do." ▶️
"'Join the army,' they said." (from Asterix) ▶️
"'See the world,' they said." (from Asterix) ▶️
"I'd rather be sailing." ▶️

Special

"You played the shareware, now buy the game." (in the shareware version) ▶️
"In the retail version I'm much funnier." (in the shareware version) ▶️
"8-player network and multiplayer capability with full Red Book audio and movies in the full retail version. Buy it now!" (in the shareware version) ▶️
"I love your publication!" (in the Warcraft II pre-release version, sent to magazines for reviews)
"Remember: A good review... for Warcraft II." (in the pre-release review version)
"You're the best writer in all the land!" (in the pre-release review version)
"Have we kissed your butt enough yet?" (in the pre-release review version)

Elven Archer/Ranger

Ready

"I come to serve." ▶️

What

"Your Eminence?" ▶️
"Exalted one?" ▶️
"My sovereign?" ▶️
"Your wish?" ▶️

Yes

"Yes." ▶️
"By your command." ▶️
"For the Alliance." ▶️
"Move out." ▶️

Pissed

"We must take action." ▶️
"Time is of the essence."" ▶️
"Even elder races get tired of waiting."" ▶️

Knight/Paladin

Ready

"Ready to serve, my lord." ▶️/▶️

What

"Your majesty?" ▶️/▶️
"At your service." ▶️/▶️
"Sire?" ▶️/▶️
"What ho!" ▶️/▶️

Yes

"We move." ▶️/▶️
"In your name." ▶️/▶️
"For the king." ▶️/▶️
"Defending your honor." ▶️/▶️

Pissed

"I need orders." ▶️/▶️
"Give me a quest!" ▶️/▶️
"Don't force me to run you through!" ▶️/▶️

Gnomish Flying Machine

Ready

"I've got a flying machine!" ▶️

Yes

Flight sound ▶️

Pissed

"Hello, sonny." ▶️
"Want me to fly?" ▶️
"Are you listening?" ▶️
(distant) "I'm flying!..." ▶️
(distant) "Goodbye!..." ▶️

Demolition Squad

Ready

"Dwarves ready." ▶️

What

"What do you want?" ▶️
"Ach!" ▶️

Yes

"Aye, laddy." ▶️
"Okay." ▶️
"Alright." ▶️
"Move out." ▶️
"Yes sir!" ▶️

Pissed

"I love blowin' things up!" ▶️
"Bombs are great!" ▶️
"Tilt one back with me, dog!" ▶️

Mage

Ready

"Who summoned me?" ▶️

What

"What is it?" ▶️
"Do you need assistance?"" ▶️
"Your request?" ▶️

Yes

"As you wish." ▶️
"Very well." ▶️
"Alright." ▶️

Pissed

"I'm a busy man." ▶️
"Don't anger me." ▶️
"I warned you." (thunder sound) ▶️

Alliance Ships

Ready

"Captain on the bridge." (from Star Trek) ▶️

What

"Aye, captain?" ▶️
"Skipper?" ▶️
"Set sail?" ▶️

Yes

"Aye, aye, sir" ▶️
"Aye, captain." ▶️
"Underway." ▶️

Pissed

"Stop rocking the boat!" ▶️
"You're making me seasick!" ▶️
(vomiting) ▶️

Horde

Under attack

"We're being attacked!" (rerecorded line from Warcraft I) ▶️
"They're destroying our city!" (rerecorded line from Warcraft I) ▶️

Death sound ▶️

Peon/Grunt

Ready

"Ready to work." (Peon) ▶️
"Your command, master." (Grunt) ▶️

What

"Itog." ▶️
"Zog tog." ▶️
"Glor'duk." ▶️
"Urr?" ▶️
"Ur-ur-ur!" ▶️
"Huh?" ▶️

Yes

"Zug zug." (from Caveman) ▶️
"Dabu." ▶️
"Lok'tar." ▶️
"Suobu." ▶️

Job Complete

"Work complete." (rerecorded line from Warcraft I) ▶️

Pissed

"Whaaat?!" ▶️
"Look out!" ▶️
"Missed me!" ▶️
"Hee hee hee! That tickles." ▶️
"I would not do such things if I were you." ▶️
"My tummy feels funny." ▶️
(belches) "'Scuse me." ▶️

Special

"You good looking for a human." (in the shareware version) ▶️
"You buy the retail version, or I'll chop you up into little bits!" (in the shareware version) ▶️
"You buy full version? Pleeease?" (in the shareware version) ▶️
"You go buy now or I sing. (sings)' (in the shareware version) ▶️
"You give good review or I will chop you into little bits!" (in the Warcraft II pre-release version, sent to magazines for reviews)
"You give good review? Pleeease?" (in the pre-release review version)