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This article contains lore taken from Warcraft II: Tides of Darkness, Warcraft II: Beyond the Dark Portal, the manuals, and/or official bonus maps.

Warcraft II[]

Setup program[]

(clicking the sound test button)

  • "Your sound card works perfectly."
  • "Enjoying yourself?"
  • "It doesn't get any better than this!"

Alliance[]

Building creation
  • "Work completed." (same as in Warcraft I) ▶️
Under attack
  • "We are under attack!" (same as in Warcraft I) ▶️
  • "The town is under attack!" (same as in Warcraft I) ▶️
Death sound ▶️

Peasant[]

Ready
What
Yes
Job Complete
Pissed

Footman[]

Ready
What
Yes
Pissed
Special
  • "You played the shareware, now buy the game." (in the shareware version) ▶️
  • "In the retail version I'm much funnier." (in the shareware version) ▶️
  • "8-player network and multiplayer capability with full Red Book audio and movies in the full retail version. Buy it now!" (in the shareware version) ▶️
  • "I love your publication!" (in the Warcraft II pre-release version, sent to magazines for reviews)
  • "Remember: A good review... for Warcraft II." (in the pre-release review version)
  • "You're the best writer in all the land!" (in the pre-release review version)
  • "Have we kissed your butt enough yet?" (in the pre-release review version)

Elven Archer/Ranger[]

Ready
What
Yes
Pissed

Knight/Paladin[]

Ready
What
Yes
Pissed

Gnomish Flying Machine[]

Ready
Yes
Pissed

Demolition Squad[]

Ready
What
Yes
Pissed

Mage[]

Ready
What
Yes
Pissed

Alliance Ships[]

Ready
What
Yes
Pissed

Horde[]

Under attack
  • "We're being attacked!" (rerecorded line from Warcraft I) ▶️
  • "They're destroying our city!" (rerecorded line from Warcraft I) ▶️
Death sound ▶️

Peon/Grunt[]

Ready
What
Yes
Job Complete
  • "Work complete." (rerecorded line from Warcraft I) ▶️
Pissed
Special
  • "You're good looking for a human." (in the shareware version) ▶️
  • "You buy retail version, or I'll chop you into little bits!" [sic] (in the shareware version) ▶️
  • "You buy full version? Pleeease?" (in the shareware version) ▶️
  • "You go buy now or I sing. (sings)' (in the shareware version) ▶️
  • "You give good review or I will chop you into little bits!" (in the Warcraft II pre-release version, sent to magazines for reviews)
  • "You give good review? Pleeease?" (in the pre-release review version)

Troll Axethrower/Berserker[]

Ready
What
Yes
Pissed

Ogre[]

Ready
What
Yes
Pissed

Ogre-Mage[]

Ready
What
Yes
Pissed

Goblin Zeppelin[]

Ready
Yes
Pissed

Death Knight[]

Ready
What
Yes
Pissed

Goblin Sappers[]

Ready
What
Yes
Pissed

Horde Ships[]

Ready
What
Yes
Pissed

Heroes (Beyond the Dark Portal)[]

Alleria[]

What
Yes
Pissed

Danath[]

What
Yes
Pissed

Khadgar[]

What
Yes
Pissed

Kurdran[]

What
Yes
Pissed

Turalyon[]

What
Yes
Pissed

Deathwing[]

What
Yes
Pissed

Dentarg[]

What
Yes
Pissed

Grom Hellscream[]

What
Yes
Pissed

Kargath Bladefist[]

What
Yes
Pissed

Teron Gorefiend[]

What
Yes
Pissed