Quotes of Warcraft III/Undead Scourge

Undead Scourge

Acolyte

• "This is the hour of the Scourge!"
• "Death shall cleanse the world!"
• "All I see is darkness. Oh, my hood's down."
• "Let blood drown the weak!"
• "My life for Aiur... er– I– I mean Ner'Zhul." (A reference to the Protoss from Starcraft, another Blizzard game)
• "Would you like to know the secret to eternal happiness? Page 246." ("Dianetics" by L. Ron Hubbard)
• "Once you head down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny. And you get dental." (Star Wars)

Shade

• "I am but a shadow of my former self." (Possibly a MacBeth reference "Life's but a walking shadow...", the Babylon 5 character Morden, or the idiom about growing old.)
• "What I do in death echoes in eternity." (Reference to Maximus in Gladiator)
• "Death is its own reward." (parody of a credit company ad campaign)
• "I'm having a mid-death crisis."
• (singing) "I-I-I-I ain't got no bo-o-o-o-ody!" (A reference to the song "I Got Nobody", also sung in the same way by Igor in Young Frankenstein)
• "I'm invisible, gaseous, and deadly."

Ghoul

• "Me eat dead people!" (  [50] The Sixth Sense)
• "Me scary."
• "Me eat brains!" (The Return of the Living Dead)
• "No guts, no gory." (a play on the popular phrase "no guts, no glory")

Abomination

• "We come in peace...es (pieces)" (Play on the phrase 'Rest in Peace', or movie Mars Attacks!)
• "Happy entrails." (A play off the Roy Rogers song "Happy Trails")
• "You got us in stitches."
• "Us dead sexy!" (Austin Powers reference)
• "Us hear and obey."
• "We done waiting!"
• "Chunk!" (Reference to The Goonies)

Crypt Fiend

• "You rang?" (Reflective of Lurch from The Addams Family)
• "What a tangled web we weave." (Walter Scott reference)
• "Spider sense... tingling!" (Spiderman Comics)
• "Last week my top half was on the Discovery Channel..."
• "...and my bottom half was on Animal Planet."
• "My ass always gets bloated during my spin cycle."
• "I like chicks that are into bondage."
• "I'm stuck on bandages 'cause bandages are stuck on me." (A play off the Band-Aid commercial)

Banshee

• "U-N-D-E-A-D. Find out what it means to me." (The song "Respect" by Aretha Franklin)
• "There is no banshee. Only Zuul!" (the movie Ghostbusters)
• "(raving) I hate you, I hate you! (calmly) Call me."
• "Let my cries chill the living."
• "If that is your wish."
• "Your soul shall burn."
• "If it pleases you."
• "Why have i been summoned?"
• "You brought me back!?"

Necromancer

• "Every man lives. Not every man truly dies." (A reversal of a Braveheart quote)
• "I love the dead. Frequently."
• "I see undead people." (Yet another reference to   [50] The Sixth Sense or possibly a reference to the in-game cheat "iseedeadpeople" which is also a reference to the movie)
• "What's that smell? *sniff* Oh, it's just the troops."
• "Right click for hot undead action!"

Death Knight

Pissed

• "Has Hell frozen over yet?"
• "I am the one horseman of the Apocalypse!"
• "I hate people, but I love gatherings." (A subtle Clerks reference)
• "I'm a Death Night Rider! Muh ha ha ha"
• "Don't push it."
• "When my work is finished, I'm coming back for you." (reference to same unit quote from Warcraft 2)
• "Don't touch me. I'm evil." (A reference to Time Bandits)

Ready

• "The pact is sealed!"

What

• "You called?"
• "My patience has ended!"
• "I am the Darkness!"
• "My vengence is yours!"

Yes

• "Let battle be joined!"
• "As you order!"
• "Yah!"
• "At last!"
• "For the Lich King!"

War cry

• "Let terror reign!"

Attack

• "Feel my wrath!"
• "By Ner'zhul!"
• "Ride… or die!" (Possibly a reference to the anime "Read or Die")

Lich

Pissed

• "Could you chew that up for me?"
• "I'm so poor, I don't even have calcium deposits."
• "I am the ghost of Warcraft past." (Reference to A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens)
• "I hear that Banshee's a real screamer."
• "You should see the skeletons in my closet."
• "Imhotep…" (The Mummy)
• "All the ladies dig rigor mortis."
• "You are the weakest Lich, goodbye." (Reference to the show "The Weakest Link")

Ready

• "The ancient evil survives!"

What

• "I am sworn to Ner'zhul!"
• "Thy bidding?"
• "Direct me!"
• "Yours to command!"

Yes

• "So be it!"
• "By your words!"
• "It it destined!"
• "Chilling!"
• "Dead man walking..." (The Undertaker from WWE)

War cry

• " For the Burning Legion!"

Attack

• "Embrace the end!"
• "I will crush you!"
• "Embrace the cold!"

Dreadlord

Pissed

• (phone rings) "Yes? Argh, for the last time. I'm a DREADlord, not a DRUGlord."
• "This is not a dress. It's the standard Dreadlord uniform." (This is a refrence to early models of the Dreadlord, in which the Dreadlord was seen wearing an outfit that looked very much like a dress. This was changed before the game was released)
• "Dress to kill. Blah!"
• "If I have wings, why am I always walking?"
• (phone rings) "Yes? Darkness, hey, what's up? The Demon Hunter left you a message? No I don't have his number." (refer to a phase in the game "darkness calls" and also a demon hunter quote)
• "And then, after I overthrow this fool… Oh! Hello! I– I didn't know you were there." (referring to the player)
• "Imbecile!"

Ready

• "The night beckons!"

War cry

• "Your soul is mine!" (a reference from Mortal Kombat)

What

• "Greetings!"
• "What, mortal?"
• "What is it now?"
• "I must hunt soon!"

Yes

• "That was my plan!"
• "Agreed!"
• "Very well."
• "You thought of that?"

Attack

• "I hunger!"
• "Death rageous!"
• "Die!"

Crypt Lord

• "The strands of destiny weave only a web of death."
• "It was good to be the king." (A reference from History of the World, Part I)
• "Humans check in. They don't check out."
• "I'm the fifth beetle." (in a British accent, referring to the band, the Beatles.)
• "And they say Blizzard games don't have bugs."
• "I serve only the Frozen Throne."

Kel'Thuzad

(Hero — Lich)

• "The Cult of the Damned… . I need to print more brochures."
• "I always wanted to start my own religion… so I did." (L. Ron Hubbard did, too.)
• "I shall await my eternal reward."
• (Grunts) "This horned thing on my head is killing me!"
• "Fifty-thousand gold a year in childcare and they call it a cult?!"

Arthas

(Hero — Death Knight)
What

• "Speak, fool!"
• "No one orders me around!"
• "Tread lightly."
• "What is it now?"

Yes

• "Finally"
• "Frostmourne hungers."
• "This is more like it."
• "Ah! At last."

Attack

• "For the Lich King!"
• "Faithless Coward!"
• "You will know endless torment!"
• "Your pain shall be legendary!"
• "I'll make sure you suffer."
• "Now Frostmourne"

War cry

• "Glory to the Scourge!"

Pissed

• "I was a fool to trust in the light." (of his former life and role)
• "The Lich King has given me true power!"
• "I will be twice the king my father was."
• "Lordaeron shall be reborn."
• "Who is this 'darkness' anyway?" (Referring to the 'darkness' quotes of the Demon Hunter and Dreadlord)

Tichondrius

(Hero — Dread Lord)
Pissed

• "Dreadlords… do it in the dark."
• "I get cranky when I havent been fed."
• "I must feast upon souls!"
• "The Legion needs… a better dental plan. These fangs are killing me!"
• "Darkness… needs to get DSL. His line is always busy." (another in the 'darkness' series.)

What

• "What is it now?"
• "I grow tired of waiting."
• "Insufferable mut."
• "I have better things to do."

Yes

• "For now."
• "I'll play along."

Sylvanas Windrunner(Evil)

(Hero - Dark Ranger)
Pissed

• "My will is my own."
• "I have my own reasons for seeking vengeance."
• "Arthas mudered my people and turned me into this monstrosity."
• "What are we if not the slaves to this torment?"

Ready

• "What joy is there in this curse?"

What

• "I'm here."
• "Show me a target."
• "Give the order."
• "I'm listening."

Yes

• "It's time to even the scales."
• "Done!"
• "I have no time for games."
• "The moment is upon to us!"
• "Of course!"

War cry

• "Victory draws near!"

Attack

• "Show them no mercy!"
• "Push the attack!"
• "Let none survive!"
• "May my aim be true."

Varimathras

(Hero - Dread Lord)
Pissed

• "I love it when a plan comes together." (A-team Hannibal)
• "Sorry, I don't do interviews."
• "We're not a cult so much as a maniacal group of fanatical, blade-wielding zea lots. "
• "I'll take a huge, juicy, bloody bite out of-- What were we talking about?"
• "I'm always on the winning side."
• "Join me, or die."
• "Don't worry about the fine print, the soul consumption clause is never exercised"
• (Screams of a human)"And that concludes our demonstration, any questions?"

Ready

• "I have returned."

What

• "How will this benefit to me?"
• "Don't waste my time."
• "You have an idea?"
• "You call on me?"
• "Are you wait your console?"

Yes

• "I'll do what I must."
• "Stay out of my way."
• "By any means necessary."
• "Right."
• "Of course."

Attack

• "Wake up, time to die."
• "None can oppose me."
• "This one is mine."
• "Vanquish the weak!"

War cry

• "For the Nathrezim!"

Dialogue

During Frozen Throne Undead Campaign

• Nerubians: "The traitor king!"
  Arthas: "Who, me?"
  Anub'Arak: "They are referring to me, Death Knight."