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For the World of Warcraft Trading Card Game card, see Sword of a Thousand Truths.
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Randy, playing a level 2 human hunter (which was not possible to create at the time) named Falcorn, handing his son Stan the Sword of a Thousand Truths.

Sword of a Thousand Truths TCG

In the TCG.

"It was foretold, that one day, heroes who could wield the sword might reveal themselves."

The Sword of a Thousand Truths is a fictional legendary sword used in South Park episode #147 "Make Love, Not Warcraft". The weapon is needed to defeat an unspeakably powerful Alliance griefer who mercilessly kills Alliance Players and Blizzard Game Masters.

Story[]

Long ago, when the World of Warcraft was created, one of the programmers put a sword called The Sword of a Thousand Truths into the game inventory. But the sword was considered to be too powerful for anyone to possess, so it was removed from the game and stored on a one gig flash drive. But it was foretold[1] that one day players who could wield the sword might reveal themselves.

The prophecy is fulfilled when Stan, Kenny, Cartman and Kyle endlessly kill 65,340,285 Boars (in Elwynn Forest) at 2 experience points a piece in order to gain 30 levels so together they can kill Jenkins,[2] the player who has played World of Warcraft nearly every hour of every day for the past year and a half.

In World of Warcraft[]

In Hearthstone[]

Sword of a Thousand Truths HS

The Sword of a Thousand Truths in Hearthstone.

Hearthstone This section contains information exclusive to Hearthstone and is considered non-canon.

References[]

 
  1. ^ The Prophecy was foretold by Salzman in Accounting
  2. ^ The villain is named Jenkins, presumably after Leeroy Jenkins.

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