The Cooking of Stratholme
This is a silly article.
The content of this article is not part of official Warcraft lore, but has nevertheless become part of the World of Warcraft culture or community.
The content of this article is not part of official Warcraft lore, but has nevertheless become part of the World of Warcraft culture or community.
The Cooking of Stratholme was originally a humorous post on 4chan about the Culling of Stratholme:
Arthas: Glad you could bake it, Uther.- Uther the Lightbringer: Watch your tone with me, boy. You may be the waiter, but I'm still your superior as a chef.
- Arthas: As if I could forghetti. Listen Uther, there's something about the plaguette you should knead...
- Arthas: Oh no! It's too late! These peopleroni have all been infectedanana! They may look al dante now, but it's a matter of thyme before they turn into the undeadible!
- Uther the Lightbringer: What?
- Arthas: This entire citrella must be peeled.
- Uther the Lightbringer: How can you even cook that?! There's got to be some other whey.
- Arthas: Damn it, Umami, as your future chef, I order you to broil this city!
- Uther the Lightbringer: You are not my chef yet, boyardee. Nor would I obey that command if you were!
- Arthas: Then I must consider this an act of seasoning.
- Uther the Lightbringer: Seasoning? Have you sauced your mince, Arthas?!
- Arthas: Have I? Lord Umami, by my right of succession and sovereignty of my crown of roast pork, I hereby rehydrate you from your commandard and suspenderoni your pepperoni from service.
- Uther the Lightbringer: Arthas! You can't just--
- DING!
- Arthas: It's done! For those of you who have the will to taste this flan, follow me! The rest of you... get out of my kitchen!
- Uther the Lightbringer: You've just tossed a terrible salad, Arthas.
- Arthas: Jaina?
- Jaina Proudmoore: I'm sorry Arthas... I can't watch you cook this.
