The Day that Deathwing Came: The Real Story

The Day that Deathwing Came: The Real Story
Start	Lucien Tosselwrench
End	Lucien Tosselwrench
Level	15-30
Category	Badlands
Experience	750
Previous	[15-30] The Day that Deathwing Came
Next	[15-30] The Day that Deathwing Came: What Really Happened

The Day that Deathwing Came: The Real Story
Level: 15-30
Lucien Tosselwrench
Lucien Tosselwrench
XP: 750

Objectives

Listen to Lucien Tosselwrench's version of the story.

• Grow large enough to reach the clouds
• Clouds searched (5)
• Find Deathwing

Description

Not only was Theldurin's story wrong, it was boring, unimaginative, and slow.

I'll tell you how things really happened on that day.

Completion

The end! No moral.

Notes

On accept:

First of all, it wasn't sunny out. It was cloudy when Deathwing appeared.

The camera tilts up to look at the sky, and Deathwing.

The cowardly dragon must have seen me, because he turned away and flew into the clouds.

"I'll find you in those clouds, you worm!" I yelled. "And then I'll throw you to Kalimdor!"

Lucien Tosselwrench yells: I'll find you in those clouds, you worm!

Lucien Tosselwrench yells: And then I'll throw you to Kalimdor!

Luckily, I had been tinkering with my world-shrinking device.

I decided to keep shrinking the world until I could reach the clouds.

Keep "shrinking the world" until...

Once the world was small enough, I started to hunt for Deathwing in the clouds.

Walk around the Badlands and look for clouds to search them. He has some random commentary during the process

• Lucien Tosselwrench says: When I find that dragon, I'm gonna throw him to Kalimdor.
• Lucien Tosselwrench says: Surprise, dragon! Aw, shucks.
• Lucien Tosselwrench says: Where you at?
• Lucien Tosselwrench says: Where are you, dragon?
• Lucien Tosselwrench says: He can't have gotten far...

I had searched every cloud, but I couldn't find Deathwing.

It was then that I realized: he was hiding in the sun. I looked up.

Look up. Right-click the "sun" to reveal Deathwing.

The sun burned me bad, but I got my hands around his slimy neck.

Lucien gets knocked down to 10% health, but he is holding the "Cowardly Deathwing".

I summoned all my strength, faced west, and threw him to Kalimdor.

On completion, Martek the Exiled offers the followup:

Theldurin the Lost says: Wow, Lucien. You need to stop drinking RIGHT NOW.

The line "The end! No moral." is a shout-out to Achewood, about the only thing more surreal than this quest chain.

Bugs

It is possible that the sun will despawn when clicked, without giving credit for the quest. If this happens, press the "exit vehicle" button to regain control of your character, then talk to Lucien again without abandoning the quest. Grow back to full size, click on a cloud or two, and the sun should reappear.

Progression

Optional breadcrumbs:  [15-30] Hero's Call: Badlands! /  [15-30] Warchief's Command: Badlands!

1.  [15-30] Fuselight, Ho!
2.  [15-30] To Fuselight Proper
3.  [15-30] Easily Swayed
   • Side chain:
   1.  [15-30] When the Going Gets Tough, Cheat
   2.  [15-30] It's Goat Time, Baby
4.  [15-30] A Strange Request
5.  [15-30] First Sample: Wild Eggs &  [15-30] Second Sample: Whelps
6.  [15-30] Lifting the Veil
7.  [15-30] Third Sample: Implanted Eggs
8.  [15-30] Rhea Revealed
9.  [15-30] The Venerable Doctor Blam
10.  [15-30] Troggish Troubles
11.  [15-30] Dustwind Dig /  [15-30] Bloodwatcher Point
12.  [15-30] All's Fair in Love, War, and Archaeology /  [15-30] It's Not About History, It's About Power
    • Alliance side quests:  [15-30] A Dwarf's Got Needs,  [15-30] The Good Stuff
    • Horde side quests:  [15-30] The Moron's League,  [15-30] Forcible Acquisition
13. Complete all of
    •  [15-30] The Warden's Pawn &  [15-30] The Warden's Game
    •  [15-30] The Sentinel's Pawn &  [15-30] The Sentinel's Game
14.  [15-30] Ancient Protectors
15.  [15-30] The Titans' Trove
16.  [15-30] Return to Blam
17.  [15-30] Into the Dragon's Mouth /  [15-30] New Kargath
    • Side quests:  [15-30] Half-Ton Holdouts,  [15-30] Survival of the Fattest
    • Side chain:
    1.  [15-30] Down to the Scar (optional)
    2.  [15-30] The Day that Deathwing Came
    3.  [15-30] The Day that Deathwing Came: The Real Story
    4.  [15-30] The Day that Deathwing Came: What Really Happened
18.  [15-30] The Swift, the Fierce, and the Stout /  [15-30] The Bad Dogs
    •  [15-30] Eric, the Utility Dwarf /  [15-30] Baelog, the Glass Cannon /  [15-30] Olaf, the Big Fella'
    •  [15-30] Amakkar, Jack of All Trades /  [15-30] Jurrix the Striker /  [15-30] Gargal, the Behemoth
19.  [15-30] The Wrath of a Dragonflight
20.  [15-30] Their Hunt Continues
21.  [15-30] The Sorrow and the Fury
22.  [15-30] The Hidden Clutch
23.  [15-30] Rheastrasza's Gift
24.  [15-30] Devastation
25.  [15-30] The Egg Lives On

Patch changes

• Hotfix (2016-11-08): When using the Leave Vehicle button during"The Day that Deathwing Came: The Real Story", the player is returned to their normal size.
  
• Patch 4.0.3a (2010-11-23): Added.
  

External links

• Wowhead
• WoWDB