Darkspear never die.

"What the mank did you just mankin' say about me, you horkin' wikket? I'll have you know I grooked top of my boogaloo in Grookin Hill, and I've been involved in numerous secret grookings on the slickies, and I have over 300 confirmed grooks. I am trained in monkey grookin' and I'm the top fishripper in the entire Forest Hozen armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another nib. I will wipe you the mank out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Azeroth, mark my mankin' words. You think you can get away with saying that hork to me over the flap-flaps? Think again, manker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of grookers across the Jade Forest and your kroogs is being tracked right this jibbet so you better prepare for the ikk, mook-mook. The ikk that wipes out the blookin' little jerb you call your life. You're ookin' dead, wikket. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can ook you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare nooks. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed grookin', but I have access to the entire jab-jabs of the Horde navy and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ooker off the face of the continent, you little dook. If only you could have known what dookin' jeek your little 'wikkin' comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your blikkin' jabber. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the nibs, you ikkin' wikket. I will dook juju all over you and you will drown in it. You're mankin' dead, wikket."

I might put something actually relevant here someday.



    • DeathKnightIconSmall TrollDeathKnight Male.gif Zalaro
    • MageIconSmall Pandaren Male.gif Tinzheng
    • MonkIconSmall Tauren Male.gif Jarano
    • WarlockIconSmall Orc Male.gif Gelzarg
    • HunterIconSmall Tauren Male.gif Marunn
    • ShamanIconSmall Goblin Male.gif Gezwick
    • WarriorIconSmall Undead Male.gif Waldroth
    • DruidIconSmall Troll Male.gif Zen'talor
    • HunterIconSmall Dwarf Male.gif Kheldur
    • DemonHunterIconSmall NightElfDemonHunter Male.gif Vethryn
    • WarriorIconSmall Gnome Male.gif Flinkwickle
    • RogueIconSmall Worgen Male.gif Garwynd
    • PaladinIconSmall Dwarf Male.gif Geldvar
    • PriestIconSmall Draenei Male.gif Telaeron
    • MonkIconSmall Gnome Male.gif Zolbin
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  • DeathKnightIconSmall DraeneiDeathKnight Male.gif Draenei death knight?
  • RogueIconSmall OrcBrown Male.gif Mag'har rogue
  • PriestIconSmall Zandalari Male.gif Zandalari priest

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