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== Stand up comedy == |
== Stand up comedy == |
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| − | [[Perry Gatner]] does a stand up comedy routine here |
+ | [[Perry Gatner]] does a stand up comedy routine here, featuring several impressive impressions and bad jokes. |
| − | [[Albert Quarksprocket]] says: Thank you all for coming tonight. Now put your hands together to welcome Shattrath's best, Perry Gatner!<br /> |
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| − | Perry Gatner says: What a good looking crowd. The dwarwen women even shaved.<br /> |
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| − | Perry Gatner says: I never met a tauren I didn't like...<br /> |
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| − | Perry Gatner says: To eat!!<br /> |
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| − | Perry Gatner says: Last week I was in Goldshire. Have you been there?<br /> |
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| − | Perry Gatner says: That town's so small, I asked a kid to draw me a map. He drew it on the back of a Defias Wanted poster...<br /> |
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| − | Perry Gatner says: to scale!!<br /> |
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| − | Perry Gatner says: Impersonation time!! I call this, "The Silly Tauren."<br /> |
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| − | The comedian clears his throat.<br /> |
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| − | The comedian impersonates a tauren.<br /> |
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| − | Perry Gatner says: Goldshire's inn advertises a lakeside view...<br /> |
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| − | Perry Gatner says: I saw a murloc swim by my window.<br /> |
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| − | Perry Gatner says: What's the deal with women? I mean they are always like...<br /> |
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| − | The comedian clears his throat.<br /> |
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| − | The comedian impersonates a human female.<br /> |
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| − | Perry Gatner says: And then gnomes are even worse! They are always saying stuff like...<br /> |
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| − | The comedian clears his throat.<br /> |
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| − | The comedian impersonates a gnome.<br /> |
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| − | Perry Gatner says: You no take candle!<br /> |
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| − | Perry Gatner says: Loog who's here, it's Raliq the drunk... His momma's so fat dragons won't eat her...<br /> |
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| − | Perry Gatner says: They don't know where to store the leftovers!<br /> |
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| − | Perry Gatner says: What do you call a broken boomerang?<br /> |
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| − | Perry Gatner says: A stick!<br /> |
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| − | Perry Gatner says: I love blood elf women. Especially when they say stuff like this...<br /> |
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| − | The comedian clears his throat.<br /> |
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| − | The comedian impersonates a blood elf.<br /> |
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| − | Perry Gatner says: So the blood elves think they're just one step away from ruling the world...<br /> |
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| − | Perry Gatner says: Twelve steps is more like it!<br /> |
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| − | Haris Pilton says: That joke's hot.<br /> |
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| − | Perry Gatner says: One last impersonation. It's tough, but let's see if you can guess who it is...<br /> |
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| − | The comedian clears his throat.<br /> |
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| − | The comedian impersonates an orc.<br /> |
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| − | Perry Gatner says: Thank you! Don't forget to tip your waiters! Good night folks.<br /> |
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| − | Albert Quarksprocket says: Perry Gatner! What an act! The cantina is open all night long, so please, stay and enjoy yourselves!<br /> |
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== [[Level 60 Elite Tauren Chieftain|The Level 80 Elite Tauren Chieftans]] == |
== [[Level 60 Elite Tauren Chieftain|The Level 80 Elite Tauren Chieftans]] == |
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Revision as of 07:49, 17 July 2008
World's End Tavern
World's End Tavern is an old ruined draenei temple in the Lower City of Shattrath City that has been converted to a shelter for various sundry individuals and war refugees.
The Tavern's name may be a homage to the "Worlds' End Inn", featured in the Neil Gaiman's Sandman series of graphic novels. It may also be a reference to Douglas Adams' second novel in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe. It may also be a reference to The World's End, a pub in Edinburgh, UK.
Transport to the Caverns of Time
By speaking to the NPC Zephyr inside the tavern, those who are revered or above with the Keepers of Time can transport to the Caverns of Time.
Stand up comedy
- Main article: Perry Gatner
Perry Gatner does a stand up comedy routine here, featuring several impressive impressions and bad jokes.
The Level 80 Elite Tauren Chieftans
Since patch 2.4.3, the Level 80 Elite Tauren Chieftains play in the World's End Tavern every day at 10 PM Server Time. They play "The Power of the Horde".
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